Age of Awesome

2011-07-12T01:29:00.001+08:00

a. Was the fall of communist governments in Eastern Europe in 1989 the most important cause of the end of communism in the Soviet Union in 1991? EYA.
b. The following were equally important reasons for the collapse of the USSR: the state of the Soviet economy, the reforms of Gorbachev and relations with Eastern European countries. DYA?

I'm sorry for not posting so here's a piglet in mud.

2010-11-18T22:53:00.002+08:00

Holy Baloney!

2010-08-10T22:37:00.002+08:00

Oh look, BALONEY!

Contrary to popular believe..belief..B-Leaf...Bealeave? Whatever, you get my point...
Contrary to popular blahblahblah, this blog is NOT dead. It's just....SLEEPY?

BY THE WAYY!!!!!

IT'S OUT~~YESSSSS!!!!!

Now all I need is the ALBUM!!!!!! - SPEAK NOW (talking-related album names are so awesome :D)

On a side note, the picture is so awesomely huge....yay ^^

It's been a while since I did this, so....
Quote of the Day: "I’m intimidated by the fear of being average." - Taylor Swift
Picture of the Day: Like hello? The picture on top is so awesome already....why do you need a pic of the day?!
Video of the Day:

This is so awesome :D

Oh, and REVIVEDfullstop

Choir Jokes :D

2010-06-26T19:11:00.002+08:00

THE YOUNG PERSON'S GUIDE TO THE SATB CHOIR In any chorus, there are four voice parts: soprano, alto, tenor, and bass. Sometimes these are divided into first and second within each part, prompting endless jokes about first and second basses. There are also various other parts such as baritone, countertenor, contralto, mezzo soprano, etc., but these are mostly used by people who are either soloists, or belong to some excessively hotshot classical a cappella group (this applies especially to countertenors), or are trying to make excuses for not really fitting into any of the regular voice parts, so we will ignore them for now.

Each voice part sings in a different range, and each one has a very different personality. You may ask, "Why should singing different notes make people act differently?", and indeed this is a mysterious question and has not been adequately studied, especially since scientists who study musicians tend to be musicians themselves and have all the peculiar complexes that go with being tenors, french horn players, timpanists, or whatever. However, this is beside the point; the fact remains that the four voice parts can be easily distinguished, and I will now explain how.

THE SOPRANOS are the ones who sing the highest, and because of this they think they rule the world. They have longer hair, fancier jewelry, and swishier skirts than anyone else, and they consider themselves insulted if they are not allowed to go at least to a high F in every movement of any given piece. When they reach the high notes, they hold them for at least half again as long as the composer and/or conductor requires, and then complain that their throats are killing them and that the composer and conductor are sadists. Sopranos have varied attitudes toward the other sections of the chorus, though they consider all of them inferior. Altos are to sopranos rather like second violins to first violins - nice to harmonize with, but not really necessary. All sopranos have a secret feeling that the altos could drop out and the piece would sound essentially the same, and they don't understand why anybody would sing in that range in the first place - it's so boring. Tenors, on the other hand, can be very nice to have around; besides their flirtation possibilities (it is a well-known fact that sopranos never flirt with basses), sopranos like to sing duets with tenors because all the tenors are doing is working very hard to sing in a low-to-medium soprano range, while the sopranos are up there in the stratosphere showing off. To sopranos, basses are the scum of the earth - they sing too damn loud, are useless to tune to because they're down in that low, low range - and there has to be something wrong with anyone who sings in the F clef, anyway.

THE ALTOS are the salt of the earth - in their opinion, at least. Altos are unassuming people, who would wear jeans to concerts if they were allowed to. Altos are in a unique position in the chorus in that they are unable to complain about having to sing either very high or very low, and they know that all the other sections think their parts are pitifully easy. But the altos know otherwise. They know that while the sopranos are screeching away on a high A, they are being forced to sing elaborate passages full of sharps and flats and tricks of rhythm, and nobody is noticing because the sopranos are singing too loud (and the basses usually are too). Altos get a deep, secret pleasure out of conspiring together to tune the sopranos flat. Altos have an innate distrust of tenors, because the tenors sing in almost the same range and think they sound better. They like the basses, and enjoy singing duets with them - the basses just sound like a rumble anyway, and it's the only time the altos can really be heard. Altos' other complaint is that there are always too many of them and so they never get to sing really loud.

THE TENORS are spoiled. That's all there is to it. For one thing, there are never enough of them, and choir directors would rather sell their souls than let a halfway decent tenor quit, while they're always ready to unload a few altos at half price. And then, for some reason, the few tenors there are are always really good - it's one of those annoying facts of life.. So it's no wonder that tenors always get swollen heads - after all, who else can make sopranos swoon? The one thing that can make tenors insecure is the accusation (usually by the basses) that anyone singing that high couldn't possibly be a real man.. In their usual perverse fashion, the tenors never acknowledge this, but just complain louder about the composer being a sadist and making them sing so damn high. Tenors have a love-hate relationship with the conductor, too, because the conductor is always telling them to sing louder because there are so few of them. No conductor in recorded history has ever asked for less tenor in a forte passage. Tenors feel threatened in some way by all the other sections - the sopranos because they can hit those incredibly high notes; the altos because they have no trouble singing the notes the tenors kill themselves for; and the basses because, although they can't sing anything above an E, they sing it loud enough to drown the tenors out. Of course, the tenors would rather die than admit any of this. It is a little-known fact that tenors move their eyebrows more than anyone else while singing.

THE BASSES sing the lowest of anybody. This basically explains everything. They are stolid, dependable people, and have more facial hair than anybody else. The basses feel perpetually unappreciated, but they have a deep conviction that they are actually the most important part (a view endorsed by musicologists, but certainly not by sopranos or tenors), despite the fact that they have the most boring part of anybody and often sing the same note (or in endless fifths) for an entire page. They compensate for this by singing as loudly as they can get away with - most basses are tuba players at heart. Basses are the only section that can regularly complain about how low their part is, and they make horrible faces when trying to hit very low notes. Basses are charitable people, but their charity does not extend so far as tenors, whom they consider effete poseurs. Basses hate tuning the tenors more than almost anything else. Basses like altos - except when they have duets and the altos get the good part. As for the sopranos, they are simply in an alternate universe which the basses don't understand at all. They can't imagine why anybody would ever want to sing that high and sound that bad when they make mistakes. When a bass makes a mistake, the other three parts will cover him, and he can continue on his merry way, knowing that sometime, somehow, he will end up at the root of the chord.

Source: http://www.comedycorner.org/70.html

Communist Hamsters!

2010-06-05T22:01:00.002+08:00

Last post: May 3 - I have skills :D

Holidays of the Sixth Month have beckoned their coming, and I have encountered...
THE HARDEST TFU EVER!!!

What do I have to do? Create LYRICS for some song with a given tune and theme.
It's easy, I can do it in any genre -

Country
Rap
Techno
Metal
Pop
Ke$ha's "Sing talk"
etc.

Unfortunately, guess what the TfU is about...CHINESE POP SONGS!!!!
When was the last time I heard and liked a Chinese Pop Song?
Hold on, let me think...

thinking...

thinking...

thinking...

Oh wait, NEVER. Yes, NEVER.

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On a lighter note, let's talk about random stuff.

Platypus? Tail of a Beaver? An actual Beaver? Justin Bieber?

OKay, let's talk about Justin Bieber.

Who his he? I don't think this question needs an answer...obviously, he's that kid that sings in a girl-ish tone, and has more fans than Twilight. What the...

Everyone's a hater nowadays, so what do I hate about him?

He sings with too many African Americans, and thinks by doing that more often, he becomes cooler. Guess what? You CAN have to much of a good thing.
He used the term "Fo Sho"
He abuses the colour Purple in his album covers.

Now, time for me to insult the people who make hatin' a damn career -

He's not gay. Photoshop can make anyone gay. Photoshop can make a woman a man, and then make her gay.
So what if he bangs into glass doors all the time? Don't you? Okay, maybe not, but mistakes hapoen. See, I just spelled "happen" wrong.
You hate is high voice? You like Michael Jackson's voice? Guess what....GUESS WHAT! -YOU ARE A HYPOCRITICAL GELATINOUS PARASITE
Now shut up.
Admit it, some songs are nice. If I can admit some Lady Gaga songs are nice, you can do the same with Justin Bieber.

LUDA! When I was 13, I .....whatever...

MONDAY, MAY 3, 2010

2010-05-03T20:24:00.005+08:00

Wow, 2 months since I posted. And since "SOME PEOPLE" (not you, Zhafir) are complaining about "over excessive" amounts of Squirrels and Taylor Swift, I shall attempt to post something that has the least possible amount of links.

HA! Meatball Bubblegum!
POSTED!
Seriously, I don't know what to write at this point.

Oh, and HA!

One more thing, to people complaining about my pictures:
Most of you guys (who have blogs), DON'T EVEN HAVE PICTURES, hypocrites.

Oh, and...

Taylor Swift without make-up! Yeah, I POSTED A TAYLOR SWIFT PICTURE. HA!

Why I like Taylor Swift...

2010-02-27T22:06:00.004+08:00

In my new class, there are some people who insult Taylor Swift, as if she was Harry Potter or something...

That is beyond an insult, beyond a beyond-an-insult, even BEYOND that...

They think...what's so good about her? Well guess what? 各有千秋! Go learn your chinese!

If you're not chinese...well...uhh....hi :D

Everyone has their good points, yes, even HYPOCRITICAL GELATINOUS PARASITES like you...

I really don't care about whether she can sing GOOD or not, she can be off-pitch or whatever half the time, but I DON'T CARE (as long as she can actually sing).

What truly inspires me is the LYRICS of her songs, a product of her inspirational song-writing talents, among other things as well, of course.

Let's just list 2 some examples...I don't wanna make this a crazy long post...

Fifteen:

This is a really inspiring song in MY opinion. (I don't care if you have a different opinion. This is my blog.)
Now, this song isnt about love being a bad thing at 15 years of age.
Love is just used as an example, a real-life example. Like how your teacher always strays off into life stories...

FIFTEEN is really about how it's never to late to do anything...YOU are never too young. It's all about what your dreams are.
Most may seem impossible at first, but with enough effort, EVERYTHING is POSSIBLE.
Yes, even slamming a revolving door

This JOURNEY will be an extremely long one, no matter how short you think it'll be, an unfortunately, there'll be OBSTACLES in the way. Obstacles like this (love in this context) can lead you very far away from your hopes and dreams, sometimes even out of the picture,
while FRIENDSHIP can bring you closer and closer...
The point is to "WALK THROUGH THE DOORS" and face these obstacles.
One more thing, big DREAMS aren't big AT ALL. They can always get BIGGER. It's just a matter of whether you want it to GET bigger...

FEARLESS:

Another inspiring song in MY opinion...SHUT UP about your opinion (unless it's something I wanna hear...). It's even the title of the album!

FEARLESS is not about the absence of fear.

No fear is not possible. EVERYONE has a fear, whether emotionally, physically or freakishly...

Fears can be as normal as heights, giant flesh-eating insects, failing, dying.

Fears can be as absurd as Public Speaking, chicken pie and apple pie (?)

FEARLESS is about

getting UP when DOWN,

admitting you HAVE FEARS,

being PROUD of who you are,

facing things STRAIGHT on not caring about success,

chasing what YOU want (pretty much Human Rights)

the GREATEST times of your LIFE

what makes YOU... SPECIAL.

There's really not much I can say, but FEARLESS really tells you that just let things FLOW, anything can happen, so just LET it.

BETTER still, have FUN while it's happening, it'll only come ONCE, and NEVER come back.

That is something society is definitely lacking, although that should not be the case.

Take choir for example.

No 2 practices are exactly same, there will always be something special about it, something we need to cherish, something that can even change the course of nature...

However, if you're not having fun doing it, you are too DISCIPLINED to enjoy, nothing will come out of it:

No success
No FUN
No enjoyment
No moments to cherish
No memories
No FEARLESS.

Fear itself is already a huge subject, FEARLESS is definitely an even bigger subject. There is no fixed definition, FEARLESS is really all about discovering yourself, more and more each day.

This song has inspired me so much, look my BLOG HEADING. Go see!

-Notable inspirational songs

Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore
According To You - Orianthi

Why are the 2 inspirational? Here's the simple moral:

Brick By Boring Brick - Paramore:

It teaches us that no matter how perfect you want your life to be, a "normal" life is not a good life. Life has challenges, problems and HYPOCRITICAL GELATINOUS PARASITES at every turn, just go ahead and smack yourself into the wall, your diamond-studded head can make it through. Adapt to life, don't change it. You'll only make things worse.

According To You - Orianthi:

This teaches that some HYPOCRITICAL GELATINOUS PARASITES may think you are an idiot, you look like decomposed poop, or worse, Lady Gaga...
But beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and some other people. SOME.
Stop complaining, you're awesome*. Now shut up.
*applies to only SOME people I know.

NOW JUST 2 MORE THINGS.

I HAVE THE 'TAYLOR SWIFT' FONT! YAY!
FEARLESS HAS THE MOST SUPERAWESOMEST SINGLE COVER!!!!!!

ALBUM OF THE YEAR: FEARLESS!

2010-02-08T17:34:00.004+08:00

1) Album of the Year: FEARLESS!

2) You've probably noticed that this blog is...you know...DEAD.

Therefore, I think I owe you guys a super long post. Don't you agree?

I thought WRONG.

The End.

Oh and then, there's this:

First day of school.

2010-01-04T20:32:00.002+08:00

First day of school...I enter the class, and I see Joshua, Kenneth and Tomus already in class. That's pretty awesome.

Then, during awesome, you can see the bunch of 2I people chatting with each other...

The 2I bond is still there after the holidays. SOOPER AWESOME!

During Morning Reading, I totally...well....did not read :D

'Battlefield' and 'Cowboy Casanova' was too busy being stuck in my head...and then sometimes Taylor Swift interrupts in a friendly way.... Once again, AWESOME!

Then there's all that stuff about choosing monitors...blah blah blah...choosing seats...bla blah blah... AND TO THINK, teachers say "I treat y'all has equals'

And do stuff democratically...WHAT?! Plus, I'm Chem Rep.

Then Chinese class...simply ridiculous...we mix classes with 3A and 3B, with 3B being the sports class...

Clearly, as the rumors go, they ain't that intelligent. They find Tetris lame. So far, the only people I know who find Tetris lame are those who can't play properly. Go say Pong is lame, go ahead!

See where your Modern Warfare comes from without Pong, Mario and especially TETRIS!!

GO AHEAD, PLAY TETRIS

At least there's Joshua, Daryl and Spencer there in chinese class...phew!

Recess was great.

Then...English was awesome...the only teacher that can remember my name so fast...pro...

Tomus' cool name owned the teacher! haha.

A Maths started instantly. Darn. I nearly fell asleep. Or Died. Or both. One of those.

Tried to get 'Please Don't Leave Me' by P!NK stuck in my head. Succeeded. Partially. Taylor Swift was the reason :)

Now my only hopes are Tuesdays and Thursdays

D&T...hopefully as fun as past 2 years.

Choir...juniors are awesome. Junior Juniors...wow. Just...wow

Oh, and current Sec 3s of Choir, get it in your heads. Just because previous Sec 3s don't bond or even INTERACT with Sec 1s, doesn't mean you do the same stupid thing. Be nice. Sec1s are Super Awesome.

I miss Sec 2. Darn.

Singapore Idol - Stitch! - Avatar - Rhino thingy

2009-12-28T00:40:00.004+08:00

Sezairi won?! Are you serious?! What?! Sylvia should've won! She's neither male nor Malay! She should've won! Wait, is she Malay? No, right? Oh, she's Philippino? One of the greatest races(?) ever!

Anyway, seriously, 3 times in a row some Malay Guy wins? This is definitely not a talent show, more of a popularity contest... Like choosing your Primary School Monitor.

Personally, I only watched a few episodes of Singapore Idol, so it doesn't really bother me, although did like that Charles Wong guy. The 'Stitch'.

Speaking of Stitch, Disney Channel's new show is awesome!

It's so exciting! Although 001 to 625 are no more in the show (i think), there's this bunch of weird Japanese monster things, which are so cute (some of them anyway)!!! And that new 'Lilo' is as hyper as Lilo herself, so that's a keeper!

Speaking of aliens, I watched Avatar that day, with...

Lee Jiang
Daniel Lau
Lim Ting Jie
Yogesh
Dominic

The special effects and the sound effects was AWESOME! The plot was complete rubbish. New Moon's plot owned it upside down. But one good thing I really liked about Avatar is the lack of Taylor Lautner, who I REPEAT IS NOT A SEXY WEREWOLF. HE IS NEITHER SEXY NOR IS HE A WEREWOLF. Read Breaking Dawn.

But wait! There's more! Read the above complaint, and get DOUBLE the offer! Yes, I said Double!

Those blue guys arent AVATARS, not all of them anyway. THEY'RE KNOWN AS NA'VI, Nazi people with a few letters back.

This is an avatar:

This is a Na'vi:

This is an awesome "thing" from Avatar:

Wait! There's still more! Read BOTH complaints in the next 20 minutes, and I'll TRIPLE the offer! That's right! That means, one New Moon complaint, one Avatar complaint and one overall complaint, all for the low price of $14.99! just pay shipping and processing.

Now, here it is. Dedicated to Ting Jie. It's elementary my dear Watson! ELEMENTARY!

Just so you know, this new catchphrase has nothing to do with Sherlock Holmes, but more on the Nazi...I mean Na'vi. AT LEAST I DIDNT SAY AVATAR, did I?! NO! :D

I SO got this Pitchman thing down :D

Yay Sops, Altos and Basses!

2009-12-20T15:28:00.003+08:00

Oh sheesh y'all, twas a dream...ISG is over!

It is super fun to work with the Basses that day. Our 7 man team were made up of awesome Juniors, awesome seniors, and awesome Sec2s. Here was the line-up:

Yao Sheng
Jia Hao
Chia Sin
Athanasius (me)
Hong Wen
Brian Chiam
Ernest

Once again Chia Sin displayed his many hidden talents, which includes, Soccer, Captain Ball, Bowling and Donut Digestion. Simply amazing.

Unfortunately we came in 3rd overall behind Altos and Tenors, who came in 2nd and 1st respectively.

It was super fun to play with the Altos and Sops especially, because they all have GREAT sportsmanship, they like to have fun, and they're not the competitive, but friendly instead.

The Sec 1 Altos are a great example, fun-loving and carefree. And they don't complain about a single thing. It appears that both the Altos and Sopranos know that...hey, everyone makes mistake, a light tap may seem like a foul, but you give chance. That was exactly how the Sops, Altos and Basses played.

Now, we move on to the last section. Tenors. They had a huge advantage in many areas. Like Benjamin in Captain Ball, Hendrik in Soccer, Rifdi in Soccer, ya, you get mii point.

Like all great teams, they had an balance of teamwork and skill. But for some players, well....actually...just one, he was snobby, and unfair, with a lack of sportsmanship. WORSE, he was disrespectful to not only juniors, but to a SENIOR, a SENIOR that I think should be respected as much as all the other seniors, if not more.

Like I said in my disclaimer, names can/will be mentioned. So JING YE, let me get this clear to you. Wei Heng is your SENIOR, Enning is your ex-classmate, stop being rude to them.

Also everyone makes mistakes, just because I tried to swipe away a ball that was heading into Dwayne's hands, but was a fraction of a second too late, that doesn't mean I cheated or "fouled", so don't be a stuck-up snob. I mean it.

But in the end, we all had fun, especially being with the Sec 1s, that's like a super bonus or something. Sec 1s are the greatest things that has happened to me in choir...imagine next years Sec 1s! Yay!

Top 10: Album artwork. :D

2009-12-15T22:32:00.003+08:00

Good day to you all, remember how I wondered what to do for my next post? I shall end the suspense.

Ladies and germs, I really don't know what to do, so with suppourt from Lee Jiang, I present to you my Top 10 Music Art that can be found in my iTunes. Let's start off with the creatively named...number 10

10 . The Fame - Lady Gaga

This album art is PERSONAL. Lady Gaga's personality is like....Katy Perry x400. In other words way too much. The reason this album is on the list is because that it's just a picture of Lady Gaga, Sunglasses and Reflection. I don't get "disturbed as compared to looking at her...do ANYTHING.

The reason she's at number 10? Ironically, it's a matter of marketing. It doesn't show her personality, especially if you compare it with the Fame Monster. Also, it's too plain that I don't like it. Wanna know what is too plain but I like it? It's further on on the list.

9. We Started Nothing - The Ting Tings

If I was a person who bought an album because it looks nice, this would be in my shopping bag.

I like the vibrant and matching colours. And it has something I like, empty spots. On top, left, right, there's empty spots everywhere! If they were holding stuff like Pianos or the Drum itself, it would not even BE on the list.

I also like it's amateur-ish look. Like a scrapbook, pieces of paper stuck on it and calling it album art. Brilliant. And seriously, empty spots? AWESOME

What I don't like? It doesnt represent anything. As a debut album, it should show more about the duo besides the fact that they play drums. Also, it may have it's fair share of empty spots, but I think it's a little too much. They could've put some little designs on the corner...Take Taylor Swift's Taylor Swift for example. The setting shows the calmness and love'like nature of her songs. Same thing should be done here.

8. Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge - My Chemical Romance

Are you puzzled by the fact that this is even in my library? So am I. It's gory, it's dark, it's emo. But if think about it. It's touching. I like it because of that, because it's touching. Just like ROMEO AND JULIET, gory love.

I'm not sure whether that's blood or ketchup, but either way, it's still touching.

If it's blood, in a sense, it signifies that, through thick and thin, love will still be there.

If it's Ketchup, in a sense, it signifies that they both love Hot Dogs so much, they're drawn to each others Sausagey breaths.

I also like it in the way that it's done, the sketchy ways make it very personal, emphasising the love. Wow.

Why is it so high on the list? That red stuff. Enough said.

7. Britney - Britney Spears

There's only 3 colours on this 8 year old album, blue, pink, yellow. That's what makes it so nice. You take a nice scene (Britney Spears just sitting there), add crazy colours and you get an electrifying album by an electrifying artist. This is one of my examples on suiting the artiste's personality. It's eye-catching, it's wonderful.

Like I said, it suits her personality, and yet, that's why it's on number 7, and not any lower. The way they achieved this feat was through colour and not through the clothes she's wearing or the position she's in. That's my excuse. Poor positioning.

6. Rebelution - Pitbull

First of all, note the content of the artwork. Pitbull, that thing, words. FULLSTOP. A few things and he calls it an album artwork, that's what I call simplicity and creativity at the same time.

If you actually look at the songs, there's no much you can put into the album artwork, I mean..if you're gonna have songs called 'Full Of Shit' and 'I Know You Want Me' put together in the same album, you might as well leave the artwork blank. And also, you gotta agree, whatever that girl thing is, it's pretty cool standing next to a suited up guy.

Now here's my favourite part, look below his name, and to the right of the 2 people. What do you see? NOTHING! Exactly! NOTHING! Empty Spaces! Awesome

One thing I don't like about it though, that girl thing (again). It looks creepy, out of place, for a kid/teenager, sick. That's pretty much it. Empty Spaces!

5. My December - Kelly Clarkson

I just have to say...WOW. Never has Kelly Clarkson sang so sad/emo songs all in a single album. I would know, I've heard all :D Clearly, she's portrayed that in the artwork, the sadness, the feeling of being lost and hopeless, darkness falling upon her, it's all there. Plus, that dress is super nice! I especially like this album artwork when you compare it with 'Thankful' and 'Breakaway', or even the newer 'All I Ever Wanted', you can see a super obvious contrast of emotions when you look at the albums themselves. The colours match extremely well, it is stunning!

The way her name is "written" also portrays the emotion in this album. That makes it look rather cool.

What I don't like is very simple colour, and the stuff around her. The colour of the dress is very beautiful, everything else, not so much. The stuff around her on the floor is always those twigs and that white stuff. I think it need more variety, to show a deeper sense of falling darkness. As simple as that. Better still, don't put anything on the floor, ruins the Awesome dress!

4. One Of The Boys

Lemme say that this is one of the reasons I like Katy Perry so much, her album artworks and her Single artworks. I love the colour, the position she's in, the clothes she's wearing, and especially the mood transformation when I see this. It is simply wonderful and amazing.

The colour, it makes you happy in a snap. Look at it! Look at it! There's pink, blue, white, green, etc. It's a really colourful scene. She's also in her relaxation position as if on a beach or just simply tanning on her back/front yard. Describes the songs very well, most of 'em at least. 'Thinking Of You' is an example. Other then that, it's a very nice scene.

Now here's the problem You have the sky that you wanna enjoy, you have Katy Perry you wanna enjoy, you have that pink-box thing you wanna enjoy, you have her hat you wanna enjoy, etc.etc.etc.

There's simply too much for you to absorb at once. But even if you don't it's still nice :D

3. Relapse - Eminem

At a quick and first glance, what does it look like? Eminem's face, in red, painted on a smashed rock, with a label at the bottom. That's what I thought. When I looked closer, that's when I started liking this artwork.

That smashed rock? Those are actually drugs, pills, stuff you're not suppose to consume unless advised by the doctor. Very creative and the Photoshop skills involved...wow, I am still impressed till now. The story behind it is quite poor though. It's all about Eminem's old life surrounded by drugs, drugs and drugs. That's a factor in his songs most of the time, drugs.

That "label" is pretty cool as well, it's like a doctor's cert. or a instruction slip for your "drugs", and it lists quite a few details of the album.

What I really like is still the Photoshop involved for this picture, simply stunning that's what make it so high on the list. If everything but the Photoshop skills weren't on the artwork, this album would be number 9 or something, just for it's creativity. Other than the Photoshop, Relapse isn't all that nice, but still EXTREMELY creative.

2. Beautiful Eyes - Taylor Swift

This and number 1 ares seriously seriously tied. No doubts about it. Number 1 and 2 are perfect. i'll get back to you when I find a flaw.

Taylor Swift's presence = 70 points,
the flower she wields = 15 points
the pretty little designs= 25 points
Beatiful Eyes for the album 'Beautiful Eyes' = 150 points.

Just the last element alone can overshoot the point limit of 100 points.

Like 'One Of The Boys' the colours make you happy, bonus goes to the flower. The fact that only Yellow and Orange are involved, may make the artwork plain, but in my opinion, these colours go so well together, you shouldn't care whether it's plain or not. Those little designs on the corners, SO CUTE! The famous hair are a bonus, so is that smile. Last and definitely not least, those 'Beautiful Eyes' for the album named......Beautiful Eyes, and the words near the eyes to emphasize it in a calm and pretty manner. She acts cute with that position, that flower, and guess what, she successfully does that without a flaw. Perfection. Bonus, the fact that Taylor Swift is BEYOND AWESOME makes this album art work better :D It's eye-catching overall, brilliance at it's most brilliant.

1. Under My Skin - Avril Lavigne

I bet you weren't expecting this... Anyway...wait what? You thought this was gonna be a Taylor Swift album too? Well, haha!

Anyway, back to the topic. Let's discuss this for a second. We see....

Avril Lavigne's reflection in Mirror
That big 'X' on her shoulder
That Mirror
Her name
That melted/broken bit of the mirror

Let's discuss now what the album is about...

Being torn apart/broken to pieces
Saddened beyond limits
Emo/Punk stuff
Similar stuff to 'My December'
You get my point.

By putting herself on the cover, we know it's gonna be some sad story and some punk thing as we learnt from her debut album 'Let Go'.

The suit, look at the suit she's wearing, ignore the 'X' for the time being...that' emphasizes emo-ness, like the cover of 'Let Go'.

Her name, it's in a very burnt destroyed font. Perfect for a scenario like this. So far, it sounds like Avril Lavigne's version of 'Rebelution', a person, a name and blank space. GUESS WHAT?! Blank spaces!

Her where Kelly Clarkson's album designers should have learnt. You may choose a super super nice dress, but if your scene is so complicated, the dress loses it's beauty. There was simply too much things to look at to concentrate to truly get the emotion.

Now we move on to that melt/break in that top-left corner. Yes, it does make it nicer. The album designers of the Ting Tings should have learnt. Too much empty spaces = Too plain. That rip just filled up one of the empty spaces like that. Better still, it filled it up in a very nice way that emphasizes the emotion of the album.

Now, we move on to the truly empty space. You may notice a few spots. That make it look dirty giving a sense of hopelessness especially since the album is monochrome.... Other than that, I think that the empty space, just THAT one, represents a feeling of emptiness....

Now we move on to the eye-catcher. That 'X'. Denial is the word to define it. The denial to face the outside (represented by the mirror) after all the saddening that has happened. Simple as that. Like number 2, Avril Lavigne's Under My Skin is PERFECT. Perfect, like the mirrored dimension Avril wants to cross, as depicted by her facial expression towards the mirror.

BONUS!!!!

Now, here's one artwork I really wanted to out in the list, in my top 3. Unfortuantely, it's not an ALBUM artwork, but rather, a SINGLE artwork.

At first, i thought of putting theYou're Not Sorry by Taylor Swift artwork as the Bonus.

However, I found something even better,

American Girl - Taylor Swift

Let's talk about the song for a moment. This song was rumored to be about a sad story. RUMORED. Fortunately, this rumor has been proven false. Phew! It's about life as a humble American girl and looking into the future and reflecting about the past.

The background just SCREAMS American, with it's national colours and the simple thought of the name of the song, AMERICAN Girl.

And, as usual we have the lovely Taylor Swift smack right in front of the artwork. Once again she faces the side, like how she does it in the Fearless album.

But NOTE, in this artwork her head is raised higher and her hair is strangely lower and more 'smooth' as compared to other pictures of her. I believe that represents looking up into the future, and leaving the past behind and carrying on happy.

Also, I don't think I need to explain the 'Girl' Part. It's staring you in the face.

That was a a mouthful (or fingerful) make sure you tag about this post, don't waste my efforts!

Taylor Swift's Birthday!

2009-12-13T22:43:00.001+08:00

Today is the awesome Taylor Swift's birthday, so I've decided to choose THIS day to talk about what buzzing in the media about her very recently...

...HER HAIR!!!

I mean, if I were to say the words 'Taylor Swift', here's some of the things that will pop in your head.

Awesome songs
Awesome music
Country!
Kanye West VMA interruption (forget that!)
AWESOME BLOND WAVY HAIR
Awesome country look given by her AWESOME BLONDE WAVY HAIR
etc.

If you've been under her rock for quite some time, you would be unaware that Taylor Swift has changed her hair, but she has. However, if you haven't seen it yet, lemme show it to you. Fortunately, she's still very pretty:

BEFORE:

AFTER:

Now, I know there's a picture size contrast, but the new hairstyle is so hard to find, I just had to make do...

But still,

...THE HAIR!

Here are the reasons that people have came up with...some are quite funny :D

It's just for a photoshoot, so she will get her curls back (Phew!)
Her own Birthday Present, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Celebrating the new year, 2010
Forced against her will by Taylor Lautner.....HAHAHA (celebrity gossip is weird AND funny)
She got inspired by Hannah Montana after watching the show (wow)
etc.

I won't make this post too long, but I just want to end off saying that I have a sudden love for the Twilight Saga! Alice Cullen!

You thought I ended? Ha! Here are some of my final thoughts....

What do i think about Taylor Swift's new hairstyle?

It makes her look older. She looks 20+ now. That's quite okay considering she turned 20 TODAY
Good thing she's still blond. Brown is fine too, I learnt that from watching CSI: Crime Scene Investigation S9E16: Turn, Turn, Turn
She looks like Pixie Lott with smaller eyes. That's good :)
She's still really pretty
This may have nothing to do with hair, but Fearless: Platinum Edition sounds Awesome! Beyond Awesome even! It's....BEAWESOME!
She's still my favourite musician, no doubt.
If theory Number 4 is true, I hope that Twilight fangirls chase Taylor Lautner, their "sexy werewolf" until Taylor Lautner runs into a pole and gets a coma.

Let's see what I can come up with for my next post, wow.

Back from Camp :)

2009-11-15T16:21:00.004+08:00

Just got back from the 3D2N Choir Camp which was so "BOOMZ"!!! I learn so many lessons each day which I will List later on. LATER ON!!!

Day 1 (Friday the 13th)

We got grouped.

These were the group members :) :

Jing Ye (leader)
Wen Cong
Aloysius
Jing Wei
Sean Goh
Me!!

Why am I not leader? Not because I'm un-awesome, but because I'm already the BBQ i/c...wow.

First thing to do was to come up with an idea of a mascot and a group flag. We decided to just put the Mascot on the Flag, so much for creativity.

Here were the top 4 ideas:

Circle (All-rounded)
Ninja (Swift and fear-inflicting)
Ladder (Ladder to success)
MJ (?)

For some reason, we chose ......4.

WHAT?!

In the end, I decided to volunteer myself as the guy to actually tape the flag together. In the end, Group 6 (my group), got the greatest amount of tape and the greatest structural flag suppourt, but the worst design :) I blame the leader :D We got the lowest points...haha

We also got information that we had to do a skit for the camp's Talent Time....here's what we had to do:

Theme: It's My Wallet!
Pose: Nobody Nobody but You
Catchphrase: .....Showcase their talents! (we said this at least 5 times)

No link? Fortunately, yours truly found the greatest link of all time! OF ALL TIME! carry on.

Then the Comm decided to go outside for outdoors prac. Considering it was monsoon season, it was a really "good" plan.

Results: Prac in the East Coast Park toilet, insane rain, combines in a BBQ shelter.

IT WAS REALLY FUN and, shockingly, no sarcasm there.

But I was really angry when we came back to school. At the enterance, JOSHUA CHIA (emphasis) shouted: "Oi! Hurry Up! So slow!" Sounds okay right? Lemme set the scene.

Each one of us, survived 2hrs of non-stop walking through rain and mud (in flip-flops). What did he do? Went back to school, the moment it started raining, as dry as the Sahara.

At night, we watched some Thai Horror movie called "Coming Soon", with a zombie woman named 'Chaba'. Her name has become an inside joke.

But her face, is no joke....

Day 2

Start of a new day, having more and more fun. Needed more tape for flag :)

First was the VS Open House performance, which was really fun, knowing that I can have more juniors, and my juniors can have juniors! They grow up so fast....and all we can do is just sit and watch...wait What?!

After our amazing performance in front of a huge amount of people, we prepared for the "Amazing Race"!!!

Here were the highlights:

Sean and his IQ for solving riddles....haha
The entire group's lack of stamina to climb stairs (except Wen Cong)
Wind is evil!
I can find something buried in sand in like....0.3 seconds?
Drawing a finger to complete a puzzle
50 Green bottles with Eugene Hsu distracting only me

Next was the greatest moment of the Sec2s lives, the BBQ! Best part? Lie Wen, Hong Wen, and I were i/c!

Long story short, nature is a drag...

Finally was the time I was waiting for....TALENT TIME!

Clearly we got our roles, and an AMAZING script written by Jing Ye and I :D

I helped write most the lines and actions for myself, Wen Cong, Aloysius and Jing Wei.

Our storyline was about a talent contest (irony) to see who can win a LV wallet!

Roles were:

Me: Rapper (hint: Kanye West...shhh!)
Aloysius: Ultra Lame Paper Magician
Jing Wei: Sock Puppeteer
Wen Cong: Cocky Salesman
Sean: Hip-hop dancer
Jing Ye: MJ impersonator (lolwut)

I'm so jealous of Jing Wei because of his role and script, so cool. And it also appeared that i was the only evil guy in the skit. I made sure that everyone had to get claps while I got jeers, which means we did out job well.

Movie Time! This time we watched a movie that i really wanted to watch, but had always forgotten to watch the whole thing, but only part of it. It was called Les Choristes, or The Chorus.

It was super nice, like watching a 1.5 hr Music Video of Fifteen!

Day 3

Last Day! And we started with PT. It's suppose to stand for Physical Training. Not exactly the case for that day...more like Physical Torture....

Anyway, after that, we had to clean up the parts of the school we used. My group and our secret-allianced group, Group 5, was assigned the BBQ Pit, and what did we do? Use a Fire Hose.....What?! And that was pretty much it, and oh ya! My group got 2nd place! And it's all thanks to the Juniors for their enthusiasm :) Good job Sean, Aloysius and Jing Wei!

Top 5 Quotes for the camp:

"Don't!" - Lie Wen (while playing a car passenger)
"I'm Ultraman!" - Elliot (while playing an Idol judge)
"The paper looks cool, as awesome as me even!" - Me! (while playing as Kanye West)
"Jerry Ee, 35, is described by the Interpol Notices as being about 1.62 metres tall and weighing 50 kilograms" - Justin
"No! no! no! no! no! yes...no!" - Leroy (while playing a rebellious girlfriend)

Top 5 Opinions on the camp:

Justin is a terrible girl
Jing Ye is very mean to Sean
Most 2H people are very b*tchy
People are very mean to Wei Heng for no reason whatsoever
Teamwork helped produce the script. We all wrote the script, we all formed the link.

Top 5 lessons learnt from the camp:

No sushi rice? Put Mayo into the rice, and you'll be fine.
Juniors are awesome!
$150 can't do anything when it comes to BBQing food
Matches break into 2 if you strike too hard
Crabsticks take forever to thaw, let alone cook....

Serious Business: Stereotypism-ism

2009-10-20T21:23:00.003+08:00

First a bit from my life. My Exams are over.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But since everyone is blogging and being pessimistic about their results, I won't bore you. Im gonna be the opposite and say this:

As you know my jolly friends, my exams are in order and over. I have performed well in this here exam and such as, and is confident of a full attainment of marks, despite the lack of solutions to certain questions during the given assignment.

Now, Back to why this post is being posted(?), Stereotypism-ism.

Now, here's where I draw the line.

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See, but seriously, STEREOTYPING IS WRONG, although the word stereo is in it, and as we all know, stereos is the second best way of listening to Taylor Swift behind MP3s which are portable gramophones of the future.

But seriously, Taylor Swift was nominated for 6 awards in the AMAs. And if Michael Jackson wins, Taylor Swift still wins. because MJ cheated. How? he died.

But seriously, I cannot stand people stereotyping. But first let's differenciate stereotypism-ism and non-stereotypism-ism.

Stereotyping: CALLING SOMEONE SHORT, just because you're abnormally tall. being half-caucasian dosen't make you tall, especially if the other half is any form of asian.
Not Stereotyping: Asking everyone of different race, religion whatsoever this question: Are you a terrorist? Anyone can be a terrorist. Japanese, Javanese, Chinese, English-ese, Burmese, Taiwanese, Russian, Korean, Mozambiqean, Libyan, SINGAPOREAN, Australian, Austrian, Turkish, Turkies, Hungarians, Hungry people, etc.

Now, just saying : "you so short haha" is not stereotypical. It gets stereotypical when you say that person has Bonapart complex, a 'condition' that dosent exist. Most probably, you could be saying BonapartE complex, but let me break it down to ya...IT DOSENT EXIST EITHER. Shocker ain't it?

It just a NICKNAME for Napoleon Complex, which can be called Napoleon Sydrome, ShortMan Syndrome, Little Man Syndrome or Small Man Syndrome. Not Bonaparte Complex. And you know what? I trust the internet more than any of your sources, unless you source is the internet or yours truly.

One more thing, calling Napoleon short is stereotypical. Napoleon was of average height during HIS time. The guy who drew his portraits werent any taller. So thank you for calling my friend average heighted. I know your jealous that he can touch the floor, but please, don't TRY to stereotype, TRY!

I rest my case. Don't try to outwit the Anax of Awesome, only few can do it :D

The E.N.D

2009-10-18T14:41:00.005+08:00

This is going insane, good news: Last Paper is on Tuesday, bad news: it's MT!!! UGH!

But we must think of the future, like 5 seconds after the paper, going truly insane like Ahhhhhh!!!! or Blah!!!!! or meow!!!!! etc.

Gonna but new games, but already downloaded FIFA 10, which is really, really fun. The new interface for PSP is really cool. Of course, there will be a lot of other games I wanna buy like this....

Should be fun games....

On another topic, watched VMAs yesterday on MTV. Had to relive to horrible memories, which were than overcame again thanks to the subway and Beyonce. If you watched it, you would know why :)

Plans on Wednesday (let's do that first):

Leave Home
Meet Daniel at Kovan
Meet Ting Jie at Serangoon
Do random nonsense on MRT
Arrive at Vivo City
Meet the rest / Walk Around*
Walk Around* / meet the rest
Lunch
Walk around*
Buy 'middle finger' pen if available
Walk around
Buy snacks
Enter theatre
Watch Movie
Laugh when necessary
Exit theatre
Queue up for toilet
Pee
Walk Around*
Dinner (optional)

* includes arcade, Action City, Challenger (i think), etc.

OMG! FIFTEEN IS DEFINITELY MY NEW FAVOURITE SONG AND THE VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

AND TAYLOR SWIFT HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT IN JUNE-AUGUST!!

OMG!!! YES!!!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT DOLL IS CHEAPER THAN BEFORE!

YAY!!!!

BONUS: I FOUND A SUPER BIG PICTURE OF TAYLOR SWIFT, AND ITS HIGH-DEF! YES!

blogger may be unable to handle her awesomeness, but it wont hurt to try :)

I wanted to put the 2nd one has my wallpaper, but the size of her face freaked ppl out...so...yeah....i changed it back to my Microphone Wallpaper...

Bonus: You might have noticed a new link at the 'links' area (duh). If you havent, dont worry, no need to jump off a bridge, just go notice it and say: "Hey! A new link! Lemme click it!". That's when you realise that it is locked. I only invited people I trust enough and can handle the truth. If you think you are one of them, but didnt receive an invitation, tag this blog and I'll consider. Technically, I'll invite pretty much anyone....except one guy who I shall not name. Yay me :)

Sheesh Yall!

2009-10-08T19:03:00.000+08:00

It's Official! Yay? I am going to do a 'You Belong With Me' marathon, as chosen by the people! I know you are one of them Ting Jie. And say goodbye to the poll :)

Anyway, today is 8/10/09, which means tomorrow will be my EOYs. I personally don't care :)

I also personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because, uh, some people out there in our nation DON'T HAVE MAPS and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and uh, The Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here! in the US, should help the US, o..or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and the Asian Countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children.

Recently, there was a WWE PPV known as Hell in a Cell, and for some strange reason, I leart something? Weird....

I learnt that feuds, rivalries, wars, cold wars, warm wars need to be stopped! Shocker....

I personally believe that I am at war with Hamzah everywhere like such as and I believe that I need to clarify once and for all why the war has been waged. IF HAMZAH IS READING THIS, READ ON. IF YOU WON'T GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. On second thought, just cut your self and sell what leaks out to SPC. Rightey O'!

Let's start with how I treat you. I make jokes about you, zap you, and such as. Now let's see how I treat other people. I make jokes about them, zap them, and such as.

What is similar between the two of them. I NEVER MEANT IT.

I personally believe that normal people like the entire class (excluding Hamzah) and such as, know that when people make jokes, they don't mean it. Yea, sure the insultee may feel offended for a while, but very very very soon after, its gone. One problem, Hamzah, you have Washingtonly Established Insult Recoil Disorder aka W.IE.R.D. You take it to heart, your highly cholesterolised heart. After that, you start saying stuff like "Yogesh! Think about what I have done for you, and how do you pay me back?! Huh?! Hmm?!"

Now, I personally believe that there are 2 problems in that dialog

What have you done?
That 'Huh? Hmm?' thing, it's my thing. This is exactly the same as when you tried to scare me with MY Kennedy shout thing. Let me repeat: TRIED

Now, if you read the dictionary or come from a Caucasian country, you would understand the word 'Joke'. Because you take it to heart, everyone trolls you.

Now, I'm pretty sure you don't know what 'troll' is.

After all, it's Internet language. A troll is simply someone who pisses someone off for their own pleasure. And GUESS WHAT! You turned us all in to trolls!!

According to the rules of the Internet, Rule #14 states this:

Do not argue with trolls - it means they win

Thank You very much for letting us win :) such as

Haters

2009-10-03T15:03:00.000+08:00

__(insert Athanasius here)__ is back!

Choose what you want to insert:

The Prince of Perfect
The Anax of Awesome
The Guru of Greatness
The Shaman of Sexy
The Headman of Handsome
The Fuhrer of Fantastic
The Caudillo of Cool
The Khan of Kewl
The Tsar of Superior
The Anarch of Amazing
The Instructor of Intellect
The Count of Charisma

Chosen? Okay, now let's get back to this post.

Shot put is hilarious. I beat Hamzah, yay me! In fact, most of the class beat The Obi of Obese, shockingly. No sarcasm here. I wish thre was though. Then they played frisbee. THEY. I just stood there.Why? The game had no plot, it was just a whole bunch of people chasing after a disc with no strategy, thereby letting the Frisbee drop on the ground. Some 'skill'...

However, Shen Hao wasnt sure how to play, so I taught him a bit, but then Darren just shouted, "Shen Hao, if you don't know how to play, dont come and disturb lah!" Now, that was unecessarily rude, especially coming from Darren. The nerve! So mean! I just told Shen Hao to ignore that rudee and continue playing :)

Other than that, this week was nonsense.

That's it? Guess what? NO.

Let's choose a topic to talk about, in fact choose two. A good one and A bad one....

How about we talk about my Youtube Channel and HATERS. Because I think yall are tired of me talking about Taylor Swift every post, although I'm NOT tired...

Let's start with Youtube, I posted many new vids in the past week, 2 that involve wrestling music, and 2 random stuff - my art project and a Youtube Poop.

and don't you dare insult my mic skills, it was the mic itself. Odds are, I scored HIGHER than you in CCP/Presentation skills. You wouldnt want my fist in your face, and your face on the floor, do you?

Now with that in mind, let's link that up to HATERS

HATERS and TROLLS are 2 different things.

Trolls are the ones who make you pissed off for their own pleasure, and rarely exist in real-life. Like what Rule #14 of the Internet states: Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win.

These are the people who ask or say, stoopid, obvious and pissing stuff. eg. Am I a mermaid?, i herd you like mudkipz, ORLY?, why?

HATERS, they are the douchebags both the Internet and Real Life. They are the idiots who go around saying ****************************************** just because you are an amateur at something or they're jealous of you. These idiots dont do it because they get pleasure from it, they just hate you. They think that what they like, you must like, and that they are better than you.

I had a real-life eg. last week. This involved the infamous Sanjeev. Just because he is an MC in common school invents, that attention-seeking idiot thinks he's better than everyone, and insults my Mic Skills after watching that art vid of mine. He should jump off 3 bridges...at the same time... or die. Can't stand his accent! (im not racist here, i can stand Anurag's similar accent)

Then Sanjeev compares a lot of people with Regan, one of the most hated guys in 2H, and says that he himself cannot be compared to Regan. SECRETLY, HERE'S THE REASON WHY YOU CANT COMPARE THEM. IT'S ALL SIMILARITIES, NO DIFFERENCES!

tHE eND :) FAILED CAPITALS RULE!

P.S. Go vote for my marathon song! at the tag box, dont forget to tag as well! Voting closes on D-Day. Okay...maybe not... It will close on Friday, I guess...

P.P.S Here's to all haters. F*** you.

Nothing else come close...

2009-09-28T17:51:00.000+08:00

...because everything is already far ahead!

Went for F1 during the weekend.

Pictures some other time.

Webber Crashed

NoooooO!!!!!

Hamilton should not have won.

Vetter should have won

Earplugs work

Sushi Pack Rocks

Now, no more 1 liners, I am planning somethin big! HUGE! MEGA! ULTRA! Guess what it is?

Another Taylor Swift Marathon!!!! I've considered a few songs already, but I'm gonna let you decide :)

Progress so far:

Teardrops On My Guitar 2hr 41 min Average: 30 times 2030-2311
Our Song 8hr 40min Average: 145times 1510-2351

Aim/ Goal:

[Song Chosen] at least 12hrs

THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN, VOTE FOR THE SONG YOU WANT ME TO ATTEMPT A MARATHON ON. A marathon means listening to the song non-stop, meaning when I'm in the toilet, I have to be able to hear it...

Vote at the top, at the "tag" portion

that's it, stay pretty :)

Muffins :)

2009-09-25T19:03:00.001+08:00

This week sucked.

Should I end my post here? hmmm?

If you wanted a yes, go jump of a bridge.

Let us continue....

Tuesday was ULTIMATE. Hardly any lessons.

Science, suffer a bit. It was Mr Liang, so friendly, so it was a fun lesson.

Home Econs involved Muffins, and with Bryan as a partner, it's a blast! Once again, Me and Bryan did one of the best foods in the group! *brag* pictures may or may not be at the bottom.

Maths had no teacher. Played Murderer, possibly the worst killer in History. Murderer gang got scolded my Chia. I laughed, but my face was under the table :D

PE-T isn't even considered a lesson.

Thursday...I screwd up Chinese. The End.

Friday...PE: Long Jump! 3.8m! Who knew catastrophically crashing into sand risking severe injuries was so much fun! Who knew that at the first part of the jump, the lift off, you actually black out! Who knew Hamzah could fail? Everyone did.

English was bullshit! I end this paragraph

Science prac got sabo'd by someone! UGH! Why did you cut the potato? Why did you dilute the Universal Indicator? Why did you cut the celery? Wait, Celery should be cut... but not half way through! Why did you bring the Chem goggles to the Physics side? You Blind Is it? You wanna know why? Huh?! Huh?! Do you wanna know why??!! Because you suck. Not through a straw or a lollipop, just Sucking in attitude, and the rest of your 'personality'!!!!

Music was fun. Tell me more! But it's my blog post..i should be telling YOU more!

If you dont me to tell you more, go jump off a bridge. If you jumped off the first bridge already, posses some other A-hole (like Kanye West) and jump off a bridge. That's how Hitler died, he was possessed by a guy who didnt want me to tell him more, only difference was that it involved guns, not bridges.

Now, supposed to go F1 today, since I scored tickets for Fri, Sat, Sun. But I lazy, so I'm only going Sat and Sun. In other words "wasting" 200 make-believe-dollars. Should be fun :)

Now, one last thing. If you suppourted Kanye West, go jump off another/ a bridge.

The only nice CSI episode I can find...haha

2009-09-21T18:55:00.000+08:00

Evening of Music and Drama....or is it?

2009-09-18T23:23:00.000+08:00

To the ELDDS, Evening of Music and Drama
To the Singers, Evening of Music and Daringness
To the CO and CB, Evening of Massive Daunt-ation?
To the Rapper and Beatboxer, Evening of Mofo Doshizzle?
To the MCs, Evening of Mass Drollery
To the Choir, Evening of WHERE THE HECK IS HALF OF YOUR EMOTIONS!!!

EMD

Went to EMD today with LJ, JBHKW, JTJH, TTL, DLWC, TJW. SO FUN!!!

Now allow me to be an A-hole/critic....assuming role.....

so u can dance? was very nice, very cute, nice intro, smooth criminal lean was awesome!

unplugged has ANDY! in some band called 'e-z'. SPOILER! THE ELCTRIC GUITAR AND KEYBOARD WAS PLUGGED!

it's magic time by Joshua Chin was my fav b4 break moment. very entertaining, pretty humorous, but abit obvious and time-wasting...

the soloists by Alex Mai and Ivan Ting :) Alex did a very good job in singing You Raise Me Up. The thing is that he made the audience really irritatING, not irritated. Everyone complaining about his accent. What wrong with it? Its perfectly fine!
Ivan was awesome although i had no idea about the lyrics of the song he sang :)

CO performance. 4 songs, string broke. end.

Intermission.

CB. the most fun musical act that night. No doubts!

ELDDS, hilarious! YOGESH!

RAP. Beatboxing was phenomenal. Rap...uhh....

choir. Since this is my CCA, let me rant about it for a moment or 2.

O Occhi Manza Mia. All over the place. I know how the song sounds like!! Sheesh!
Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of summer. NO FRICKIN' EMOTION. Fun song became ..uh... ya. the word 'bikini' was emphasised...hm.....other words cant really hear... It was also all over the place.
Come Go with Me. OMG! SHEESH! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?! MAN! OMG!OMG!OMG!!!!!!DANG FLABBIT!ARGGGHHHHHHH!!!!EEEEEEKKKKKK!! DANG DANG DANG!!!!! HMPHHHHH!!!!!! OMG! ARGGHHHHH! It may be in place, but the choreo.... read the Capital Letters. Getting into position, was so "joyous", then SHHHHHH! You wanna go shhh? go toilet. From the top, lame attempt at stupidity humor. Th upside down score joke with the wrong note. Hardly anyone got it. Then the Choreo. Ahhhhhhhh! In the main section, Tenor (Whyyyyyyy?????) had, ALIF, JUN YEW, rifdi and justin. One of them is possibly the most EMOTIONLESS bugger i have and will ever see!!!! Guess which one!
Seriously choreo?
Seriously volume?
Seriously emotion?
Seriously normal frickin' beings?

Here's my conclusion, and a fierce and "insulting" one.
this is E-M F*N D, and it stands for Evening of Music and Drama, NOT EMOTIONLESS, MEH, DISAPPOINTING.

EMOTION DANG IT!!!!!!

You belong with me, Kanye West belongs to hell + Comment on Juniors and Seniors

2009-09-16T17:24:00.000+08:00

Kanye West is such a douchebag. That's worse then an A-hole and a jerk, but not as bad as a fuddermucker...

If you dunno what's going on, I suggest you read on, or go jump of a bridge.

MTV Video Music Awards 2009 was held at Radio City Music Hall in NYC on Sept 13 09.

If you didnt know, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and other non-important people (haha) were nominated for the Best Female Video Award. Needless to say, Taylor Swift won via the 'You Belong With Me' video, which BTW is my 2nd favourite video behind 'Our Song'.

She was extreemely surprised. Not to mention she's the first ever Country singer to win a VMA award! During her acceptance speech, Kanye West popped up from no where and snatched her mic and praised Beyonce's 'Single Ladies' video and said how much better it was. The hide of him!

She then had to perfrom like 5 mins later.... Although she did insanely well....as usual.

Then, when it came to the Best Music Video Award, fortunately....Beyonce won. That was when she told everyone about the excitement she felt when she first stood on the stage as a member of Destiny's Child, and let Taylor Swift have her moment.

So kind of her...

Now, all sorts of remixes are coming out...haha

At least he apologized....kinda

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SCHOOL STUFF

Bear is Done!

Also, I heard from so many juniors, Dennis, Ernest, Mitch to name a few, that a certain Sec 2 Choir Member has bullied a Sec 1 dude from 1F.
I know who it is, but no names now.
What's the reason?
The Sec 1 cut queue, so the Sec 2 slap him, then the Sec 1 start insultin him. Very Soon after, the sec 2 went to attack the sec 1. According to juniors, that 'attack' was a Bashin' a frickin' bashing!
It was only the cutting of a queue, no one got injured, no one died...just let it go! Theyre only Sec 1, and they will need an entire year to get used to school, and patience is a frickin' virtue after all!

That Sec 2 in my opinion is like a screwed up Kayne West. What's more he's another one of those bootlickers and is liked by those a-hole seniors (the a-hole ones only) because he knows the word 'shhh!' Odds are, he's the next SL and screw up the section.
Is this the kind of senior the juniors want? No Way!

I would know, I was Sec 1 before. When I was Sec 1, the bunch of a-hole seniors were mean to all the perfectly fine sec 1s and only praised and groomed the bootlickers. Apparently they're boots.
A senior is someone the juniors can looks up to, can respect and can enjoy being with, NOT AN A-HOLE!
I know what the Sec 2 didnt do for the Sec 1s last year, so I think that we as the Sec 2s of this year give the Sec 1s what our seniors couldnt give - Fun, Enjoyment, Entertainment and Tolerance, FEET for short

...IT'S OUT!!!....

2009-09-11T23:03:00.000+08:00

Pokemon SoulSilver and HeartGold (JP) is out!!!!!!!!
Remake of the BEST Retro Pokemon versions ever!

Unfortunately, the HeartGold boxart is a bit disappointing, not very nice...

Bullshit!

2009-09-06T20:43:00.000+08:00

Finally something in school,yes, SCHOOL, that is fun, interesting, worthwhile and a piece of cake....
Wait, you know what! It's not even near a piece of cake...and EL GASP! It's tested!

It is commonly known as CCP aka Crazily simple and Crazily fun activity so much so that emo people will call it a Piece of bullshit! Got the idea? i think so.

Warning: the following post contains harsh language which is that word up there with the exclamation mark thingy, yea.

Before I get serious (that's rare OMG!), CCP is some exercise the English Department created (shock!) to improve the speaking skills of Victoria School students. What?!
On the last 2 weeks of the course, each student has to present a speech of a particular subject to the entire, ENTIRE class.

There were many topics, gambling, violent gaming, Twilight?, blogging, Olympic identity, cloning etc.
Guess what I chose.

BLOGGING! WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG! ARGH! That's right, blogging, more importantly, FREEDOM OF SPEECH, which, according to many Singaporeans *ahem* is bullshit!

What I like about CCP, is the Freedom of speech we have! In simple terms the LARGE AMOUNTS OF HUMAN RIGHTS WE HAVE!

Here were my more significant points during the speech:

The Internet is a perfect world, well, mostly. We get to do anything we want! (excludes N.Korea)
Freedom of Speech is a form of Human Rights
We are Human (most people are unaware of that)
On the Internet, we can say whatever we want, no one can stop us, because no one OWNS the internet
The Internet lets us use the creativity that MOE does not let us use
Insulting anything, anyone, anywho is not insulting. It's commenting, making them better things, people, people.
Good morning fellow classmates, facilitators and teachers.*

Most people did violent video games, that's something alot of us realised. However, there were 2 problems with the speeches themselves

If you were to compare all of them, one thing you realised is that they keep repeating the same information. eg. The Halo Murder, GTA, Game Ratings, Violent Games should be controlled and not banned, etc.
Here's the bigger problem, a portion of the things some of the people said are ....you guessed it...BULLSHIT! no offence Daniel :)

Wanna see the evidence? Wanna know why I'm using one of the 3 'B' words? Wanna .....uh... Nevermind.... Just watch the vid below.

By the way, this show - Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, is extremely vulgar and some episodes may contain explicit stuff, don't say I didnt warn you! I wasnt though. However, this episode dosent have explicit stuff.

Yes, it's that vulgar. Gd Bye!

HOLIDAYS!!!

2009-09-04T19:45:00.000+08:00

Before I start, I would like to address the creation of a Facebook group, concerning a cause which the entire world is facing...http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=128718213633

Mii So Happii!!!! Ahhhh!!! Squirrel!

Last day of term 3 [check]
Watched the movie UP [check]
Got mii results [check]
Satisfied with mii resilts [check]
Invented a new term for the word 'me' inspired by Nintendo [check]

UP was so awesome. Better still, SQUIRRELS SAVED THE DAY! (kinda) Russel was insane, and then suddenly comes a dog, INSANE + INSANE = EPIC INSANITY
P.S. Josh, Yogesh, let me remind you something......Air Hockey :)

Before I go to my results (totally unimportant), lemme show you a vid first

Now, on to results.... sheesh

Lazy to type, read it your self. No comment

Friend Reflections II !!!

2009-09-02T20:48:00.000+08:00

Drumroll.........Violinroll......RICKroll.....
IT'S FRIENDS REFLECTIONS II!!!

Dominic aka Slakoth:
Dominic will spend his whole life in the same seating place. However, Dominic is known for being a insanely good sprinter, traveling short distances during PE to reach a certain spot. A potential predator...i mean teacher.....will often find that Dominic isn't as easy to catch as they may think. If it senses danger, Dominic will come up with a ridiculous but humorous, yet somewhat logical 'explanation', making it almost, ALMOST impossible to pry off, even for the strongest *cough Chiacough* carnivores.

Slakoth will spend its whole life in the same tree. However, Slakoth are known for being good swimmers, traveling far during floods to reach a new tree. A potential predator will often find that Slakoth isn't as easy to catch as they may think. If it senses danger, Slakoth will dig into its branch with its sharp claws and lock its muscles into place, making it almost impossible to pry off, even for the strongest carnivores.

Nat aka Diglett:

This tiny kid's most famous feature is that it SEEMS to be perpetually buried within the earth, usually having only its head visible. Another one of its most distinguishing characteristics is its voice. No comment. What Nat looks like feet level is a mystery, a fact that has sparked only a few fan interpretations over the years. The only thing known is that they have FEET, as mentioned in common sense.

This tiny brown Pokémon's most famous feature is that it seems to be perpetually buried within the earth, usually having only its head visible. Another one of its most distinguishing characteristics is its big red nose. What Diglett looks like underground is a mystery, a fact that has sparked many fan interpretations over the years. The only thing known is that they have feet, as mentioned in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, although not even its friend Magnemite knew this until Diglett mentioned it.

Jun An aka Spinarak:
Jun An is a quiet hunter that can just stone for several days a their darling desk as they wait for unsuspecting prey to get trapped in their World Wide Web. *coughblogcough*

Spinarak are patient hunters that can stand motionlessly for several days as they wait for unsuspecting prey to get trapped in their webs.

Justin aka Unown (O):
Justin can convey emotions very well...through the telepathy with humans and retards alike. Justin has a slight timidness that rarely makes them venture outside of his 'dimension'. This guy is umm.....

Unown can make telepathic contact with humans (and many other creatures also). Unown have a timidness that rarely makes them venture outside of their dimension. This Pokémon is genderless.

Anurag aka Munchlax:
Anurag behaves quite opposite of his classmate, Hamzah, as it is somewhat hyperactive. He is very similar with its eating patterns, however. He does not mind walking and running from place to place as it looks for food. Anurag tends to store food in a plastic container for recess, although he sometimes forgers about his packed food. It can also eat very many servings of foof at a time, and rarely gets full.

Munchlax behaves quite opposite of its evolution, Snorlax, as it is somewhat hyperactive. It is very similar with its eating patterns, however. It does not mind walking and running from place to place as it looks for food. Munchlax tend to store food in its long fur, although it sometimes forgets about its hidden food. It can also eat very many servings of food at a time, and rarely gets full.

Aditya aka Alakazam:
Aditya carries nothing everywhere he goes. Nothing is said to increase this persons nothing greatly. It is also a known fact that Aditya's IQ is around , and are considered to be the second most intelligent person. It is also said that they have excellent memory, and can remember everything from the moment he was in Tampines.

Each Alakazam carries two spoons everywhere it goes. These spoons are said to increase this Pokémon's psychic ability greatly. It is also a known fact that Alakazam's IQ is around 5000, and are considered to be the second most intelligent Pokémon. It is also said that they have excellent memory, and can remember everything from the moment they were born.

David aka Treeko:
David is rather territorial, and will yell at anyone that does nothing. David never panics under any circumstances, even when face with bigger people *coughhamzahcough*

Wild Treecko are very territorial, and will attack anyone that comes near their homes. Treecko never panic under any circumstances, even when faced with a bigger foe.

Yong Jie aka Machoke:
Strong, capable and loyal, Yong Jie is a helpful friend. Yong Jie is a guy with immense strength (kinda). In fact, he is so strong that even with the lack of full force, they are able to lift...... *coughhamzahcough*. He is also a fun-loving guy, who is a very nice friend. IP :(
Remember, Chelsea Rocks!!!! :D

Strong and capable, Machoke helps people with labor. Machoke are Pokémon of immense strength. In fact, they are so strong that even with the power-save belt they constantly wear they are able to lift a sumo wrestler.

BONUS: Kenneth Chiang aka Mr. Mime:

Kenny is very proud of his mimcry abilities. Anyone that dares to interrupt Kenneth 'Kennedicut' Chiang while it is 'bitchin'' will get bitch-slapped silly or pinched with tremendous force. (I would know). Very artistic too! Too artistic....

Mr. Mime are very prideful of their pantomime acts. Anyone that dares to interrupt a Mr. Mime while it is miming will get slapped silly.

BONUS: Me! Athanasius Koh aka Loudred:

Unlike some people *coughchoircough*, Athanasius tends to be very loud and active. He also tends to be very irritable (the other way i think...) and are quick to anger at times (shock!). In battle, he tends punish his foes by screaming at it (sound familiar?)!!!

Unlike Whismur, Loudred tend to be very loud and very active. They also tend to be very irritable and are quick to anger at times. In battle, it tends punish its foes by screaming at it.

THE SIMILARITIES! OMG!!! AHHHHHHH! KENNEDY!!!!

GOOD BYYYYE!

P.S. CHECK OUT THESE 2 VIDS....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oPxa3C3iu0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

Pokemon Poll Update!

2009-08-31T19:02:00.000+08:00

ATTENTION: Exploud voters will now be voting Loudred, another Big Voice Pokemon.
Loudred is the pre-evolved form of Exploud

Reason of change are as followed:

Unlike Whismur, Loudred tend to be very loud and very active. They also tend to be very irritable and are quick to anger at times. In battle, it tends punish its foes by screaming at it.

It (Exploud) uses the holes on its body to communicate its feelings. It only uses its voice for battle since it is too loud to use in normal situations.

Loundred seems to make more sense....

As of 31 August 2009 7:07, Loudred is in the lead followed by Mudkip. 1 vote away!

Interesting point!: Absol is now third after shooting up through the ranks within a few hours. It was originally last, with totally no voters...

2 people have voted 'others'. Jun An has chose Gible. The other person is totally unknown.....At this rate, it doesn't matter.

Reflections II results: Jun An, Nat, Anurag , Domonic, Yong Jie will be featured. Other people still to be confirmed!

Dunno what the heck I'm talking about? The voting is down here

VVV

Who's that Pokemon?

2009-08-30T14:41:00.000+08:00

Results will be collated on Teacher's Day!

Tears - The EPIC biography

2009-08-28T18:01:00.000+08:00

RANT TIME ONCE AGAIN!

Seriously, I'm damn fed up by a certain Traffic Blocker (source: Hairspray) who can't differentiate between the 5 species of tears!
The species of tears that cannot be differentiated by the Copycat Colussus include

Cryie Tears
Tears of Joy
Tears of anger
Tears of Insanity
Crocodile Tears

Cryie Tears are tears that are produce when one has broken down or is feeling upset. These are the most common on this planet. This tears can be produced by Road Blockers as well

Tears of joy are tears produce during times of joy....duh. These are the most drama of all tears

Tears of Anger are produced when one goes into a mood of anger. This is commonly triggered by something known as IED. Most of you may already know what it is. IED is Intermittent Explosive Disorder, a temporary disorder in life that forces one to go into insane rage and destroying property and other people. Road Blockers are things, not people (easier to destroy). Go read my August 10th post...

Tears of Insanity are tears triggered during over-laughing. This is commonly seen in highly expressive and sociable people, who can laugh because of anything

Crocodile tears refers to fake emotion. Period.

I think that knowing the various species of tears is really important, especially if you are gonna call someone a crybaby when he is not, while you are one. Know what 'Cry' means before you say its a Pokemon move. It's not!
Go back to Primary School and learn a life quote: Say people, say yourself!

In memory of Lee Jiang and Joshua Benjamin Ho Kah Wei

2009-08-27T17:36:00.001+08:00

Now...when I say memory, i mean that I remember you, not that you're dead. You could be, but I wouldnt know anything about it.

You 2 have been asking me to update and I told you that I'll update on Friday. I lied. It's Thursday today.

If you only wanna see the friend reflections, scroll down....

GI Joe is officially better than Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen. It's true.
The Special effects were better, the music was 50x better, and the people were cooler and better looking. You can't deny that.

After the movie, had to super-rush to City Hall for The Choral Odyssey. A compilation of the top few choirs in Singapore. The thing is that VS Choir wasnt in it. That says something.... Very nice, although most of it is Chinese "remixes". Sat next to Ernest, and discussing something about Tempura Pokemon or something...

Today, Hamzah for the first ever time, CRIED. Still say I always cry when I get angry and destroy everything. It's called tears of anger, mate. Yours is a CRY. Yogesh explained to me why he cried. I didnt understand a word he said. Therefore, Hamzah cried for no understandable reason.

And now the time Joshua has been waiting for...FRIEND REFLECTIONS!

Lee Jiang started the classic version, Joshy did the 'Sexy/ Sex Appeal' version. So therefore, I think I'll do the (possibly lamest version) POKEMON VERSION (what?)!!!

Lee Jiang aka Makuhita:
Lee Jiang is a larger sized person that is know for being that 2nd biggest but nicest monitor. He have a black and red iPhone 3G and has a fun whiteboard marker. He also has AMAZING movie-booking skills and 'gettting what I want' skills. Wow. It has a brain IN its(his) head possibly making him smart. Really smart. Good leadership skills too!

Makuhita are medium-sized yellow Pokémon that are known for their bulkiness. They have a black chest area and have hands that resemble black gloves. They also have red circles on their cheeks and slit-like eyes. It has a knot on its head possibly making it resemble a punching bag.

Joshua Ho aka Pikachu (hehe):
Joshua is a chubby kid notable for his Bitching abilities. He has curly hair which is very fun to touch. He goes crazy with me many times, and is a good partner in crime! Insanely bubbly and likes to draw snails and write sick, bitchy stuff. His life-long dream? A "female" fox named Megan. One of my bestest friends since coming to VS!

A Pikachu is a short, chubby, ground-dwelling rodent notable for its Electric abilities. Pikachu have short, yellow fur with brown stripes on the back, black-tipped ears, along with an unusually shaped tail, resembling a lightning bolt.

Wang Kai aka Shaymin (Sky Form):
Wang Kai has a academic trait called "Chinese Language". Each exam, Wang Kai sits in his desk somewhere and migrate into Ancient China from there. This behaviour is called Insane Knowledge of the Chinese Language because he gets 80+ marks everytime for HIGHER Chinese. Wang Kai is a hardworking guy who is surprisingly extremely motivational. His dream? Chinese Teacher. The teacher my child will hate :D His personality is almost opposite with each form - Play Form is Bitchy and almost Joshua-like :D, while School Form is hardworking and playful(?)
Very good friend to really have.

Shaymin have a habitual trait called "Flower Bearing". Each season, Shaymin gather in a flower field somewhere and migrate from there. This behavior is called Flower Carrying because a new field of flowers grow where they land. Shaymin are also attracted to areas where there is a lot of gratitude. Their personalities are almost opposite with each form — Land Forme is shy and easily scared, while Sky Forme is courageous and playful.

Daniel Lau aka Poochyena:

At first sight, Daniel downloads anything that makes sense. Noted for its quiet nature, Daniel chases (downloads) after prey before anyone knows there's prey. However, Daniel is a whiz at IT. Information Technology, not "it". Just clarifying that. Like many other people, Daniel is quite sensitive.

At first sight, Poochyena bites at anything that moves. Noted for its tenacious nature, this Pokémon chases after prey until the victim becomes exhausted. However, Poochyena may turn tail if the prey strikes back. Like many other Pokémon, these Pokémon are quite sensitive.

John Tay aka Rattata:
John is a small(haha), but unspecialized rodent...i mean..person. It's most notable feature is his body size compared to Hamzah's. Like most rodents...humans, John takes random stuff away as and when. He has no whiskers and a long, slightly curled hairdo. John has very basic survival needs, permitting him to thrive in nearly every environment everytime he has to change his seat. John is a friendly and fun-loving person. His biggest weakness? Zaps! haha

Rattata is a small, but unspecialized rodent. Its most notable feature is its large teeth. Like most rodents their teeth grow continuously throughout its life, and must be constantly worn down by gnawing. It has long whiskers and a long, slightly curled tail. Rattata has purple fur on its back, and cream colored fur on its stomach. This coloration (dark on top, light on bottom) is a common protective mechanism for many small animals. Rattata have very basic survival needs, permitting them to thrive in nearly any environment. Because they reproduce so quickly, a pair of Rattata can quickly colonize an area. Rattata are also very quick, and their teeth grow constantly.

Yogesh aka Plusle/Minun:
Yogesh is a cheerful and supportive guy, always playing along and encouraging people during hard times. He is a compassionate guy (kinda) and is known to cry out words known only by him and the Oxford Dictionary. A true friend, and a great one at that.

Plusle is a cheerful and supportive Pokémon, always encouraging comrades in battle by using the spark pouches in its cheeks. It is very compassionate towards its friends, and is known to cry upon witnessing a friend lose a battle. They are commonly referred to as cheerleaders for these actions.

BONUS: Hamzah aka (you guessed it... No! not Mewtwo!) Snorlax
Hamzah is..(just read the bottom....up to "Its arms are short, but are long enough for Snorlax to grab its food and eat it, and strong enough to deliver powerful blows. It is usually dark blue or green in color. ")

Snorlax's body is composed of mostly its belly, where most of its fat reserves accumulate. It wakes up only to eat and seldom exercises. Its head is also large, and it has two pointed teeth sticking out. Its feet are extremely large compared to most Pokémon, assisting its balance when it chooses to stand. Its arms are short, but are long enough for Snorlax to grab its food and eat it, and strong enough to deliver powerful blows. It is usually dark blue or green in color.

I only wrote a few names here, but definitely, I have many great friends and a PE Theory project waiting to be done. You guys are all Awesome! (even you ting jie...) Most of you guys anyways...

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

2009-08-21T18:34:00.000+08:00

Chem results are out! Yay! 29/35 !!!!! Ahhh!!!! In fact, I actually found the paper easy, although I thought I screwed up...I hereby declare I take my words back! I'm hungry! Eat my words!

Today was an inspirational day....kinda....
I learnt so so many things.....Yay me?
Maybe you'll learn them too, so Sit up, Look up, and Read up!

Friends are hard to find, True friends hardly exist (Wang Kai, professional motivational speaker-in-training)
We're all awesome, it just depends on how awesome you are. (Ting Jie)
Arrogance hardly exists. It's called being confident. Being OVER-confident is arrogance (Ting Jie)
Doing something 2 or more times is never boring. It's just how you do it that's boring (Failing eXtreme pai1 an4 jiao4 jue2 twice in a row; I hit my self on the rebound)
Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder. (Just thought of it randomly in school)

Are you inspired yet?
If yes scroll down
If no click here
If you want MORE inspiration, click here

If you see this, odds are, you're inspired. Goodbye.

Celebrate!

2009-08-20T16:32:00.001+08:00

YAY! EXAMS ARE OVERRRR!
Here's the stats:

English Lang. : 2/5 screwed
Chinese: Considerably screwed (56/100, PASS!)
Science: So-so -.-
Math: Gone Case
History: EPIC Gone Case.

Let's look on the bright side - it's not night time, there's still a bright side

Found the best Music video in the whole world! Song is actually inspiring...I'm not telling you what song it is! Just watch it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JEfZHLSNXU

Embedding is not allowed here. Anyway, I know this video has been on for a long time now, it's just that i just realised how good this song and video really is...

Now, as an only child, imagine if I had a brother or sister....Whoa! Not really actually.
But the best question to ask will be what their names would be!
Asked my mum. Results are quite interesting haha.

Top 2 boy names:

Athanasius (duh!)
Zachariah (?)

Top 2 girl names: (Clarice, take note...haha)

Felicity (?)
Clarice (coincidence much?)

Anyway, next 'exciting' story...
SUBJECT COMBOS...uh!

Here are me choices...

8 subj. (Eng, MT, Math, A-Math, Phy, Chem, History, D&T) Recommended by Mr Khor and Mr Quek (?)
8 subj. (Eng, MT, Math, A-Math, Phy, Chem, Bio, History)

Don't ask me which I'm choosing, I dunno.

Oh ya, BTW.....

Tng Jie Min

2009-08-11T21:00:00.000+08:00

HAPPY 44TH BIRTHDAY, SINGAPORE!!!
(lag, i know)

NDP was Awesome! And I got the Yellow Bag! to match with the Purple to match me phone :D Yay!

However, I am quite pissed by one certain thing about this year's National Day. Let me take you back in time....

5th August 2009 (ok...not very long), a 12+ year old girl by the name of Tng Jie Min from Mayflower Secondary School was on her way home from school after her NDP Modern Dance practice (sounds like a fun CCA btw), when she was hit by a taxi and suffered a concussion, A CONCUSSION!

Concussion? Dosen't sound very fun...does it? Hmm? Huh? HMM? I DON'T THINK SO!
Then, on 9th August 2009, some of us are were at the Floating Platform, some at home watching the NDP. Tell me, did you hear, see or even smell the name Tng Jie Min? Once again, I DON'T THINK SO!
BTW, that was also the day she showed first signs of movement, but only a little
I got that info from her class blog, and I don't know why I even bothered researching this?
Now she's fine, but still weak. (also from her class blog)

But seriously, she literally served her country the best way she knew how, like a female taking NS or something...and what sort of thanks did she get? Any Answers?
NONE!
That's just evil! How about you, you're my best friend. I was playing catch with a brick with another friend, but I threw it to hard and it knocked you out. It's my fault right? Of course! Same thing here!
but...she or the taxi could have been at fault as well. She couldve been jaywalking..we dunno.
The taxi couldve been speeding..we dunno.

The point is, give her some credit! She nearly risked her life! Just to do NDP. She accepted the honour, being the lucky one's, and I think she mustve been very talented, and what happen, she got a concussion with no credit whatsoever. That's a pretty sad story in my opinion...
We should all be proud of her...its true...we Singaporeans need to show that we all have a Heart
,a red one, not a black one!

And....I can't post pictures....Dang!

2009-08-10T19:33:00.000+08:00

Found a cool website with a cool article, copypasta-ed most of it, MOST. I know each person as at least one of these, just admit it. Tell me which! This is so cool! A bit vulgar, but just ignore it... Guess which one I have, I know it...

#6.Online Intermittent Explosive Disorder (a.k.a. The Thin-Skinned Rage-o-holic)

Like serial killers, these people seem pretty normal at first. For hours or even days, they'll carry on funny, charming conversations in a forum or comment section. But then something, anything, sets him off and he devolves into a tantrum that would make Christian Bale say, "Dude, calm down! Jesus."

In Real Life it's Called...

Intermittent Explosive Disorder.

Out in the real world, IED is an impulse control disorder that can make a person act like their entire family has been murdered just because Burger King forgot to put their fries in the bag. They're prone to fits of uncontrollable rage in situations that don't call for it.

This guy just found out the movie he wanted to go to is sold out.

And while it only affects around six percent of people in real life, on the Internet you run into one of these in almost every comment section. And nothing sets them off like a mild hit to their ego:

IED Guy: Hey guys I made this Photoshop, can I get some constructive criticism?
Normal poster: You might want to cut six or seven of the lens flares.
IED Guy: FUCK YOU YOU COMMUNIST FUCKTARD. I HAVE WON AWARDS FOR MY WORK WHILE YOU WERE BUSY JERKING OFF IN YOUR PARENTS BASEMENT AND PLAYING DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS-

(This continues for 2,000 words or so).

A simultaneously hilarious and disturbing example of this made internet headlines in mid-June, when somebody emailed a congressman's office and accidentally referred to his assistant Elizabeth as "Liz," prompting an explosion of 19 furious emails in which Elizabeth demanded that she be called by her full name.

So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?

First, there's the obvious: Most of us suppress our real-life spurts of rage for fear of getting punched in the face by the person we're screaming at. Second, on the Internet, where your looks, job, income and fancy clothes won't buy you any respect, some people seem to think they have to protect their reputation like an old west gunslinger: shooting down anybody who calls them out.

But then there's the third, and least obvious reason, which is that without tone of voice and body language, it's hard to convey mere annoyance or mild anger, without the fear that the person you're conveying it to just plain won't notice. So they think they have to crank it up to a 10 every time they're crossed, even if they don't mean it.

That's probably the weirdest part, that these people who are SCREAMING INSULTS IN ALL CAPS are often at the same time sitting in a cubicle somewhere, sipping coffee and conversing pleasantly with the person next to them.

#5 Low Forum Frustration Tolerance (a.k.a. The Frantic Browser Reloader)

This is the guy who makes a new thread, knowing he's just written the absolutely perfect post. A post that should be heralded across the Internet for its beauty, comedy and insight. It is such a good post that the guy is checking every five seconds to see if there is a new response. If he gets a response he quickly dashes out his own reply that will appear half a second later.

If there are no responses to his perfect post then he will wait an eternity of five minutes before replying to his own thread with, "What, nobody has a comment? Helloooo???"

You may also find this guy submitting stories to news portals like Digg and Reddit, losing an entire workday hitting Refresh (or F5) over and over, waiting for somebody, anybody, to digg up his submission.

In Real Life it's Called...

Low Frustration Tolerance.

LFT is defined as a person seeking immediate gratification or the avoidance of immediate pain. At first this sounds like the behavior of any whiny seven-year-old who wants a toy and will scream and pump his fat little arms until he gets what he wants. But unlike a kid, a quick smack to the back of the head won't shut this guy up.

Someone with LFT is so obsessed with their current project that everything else in their life stops. It's actually a form of procrastination, the obsession with that (often utterly inconsequential) object allows them to neglect their work, or girlfriend, or their dog that shits in the corner of the bedroom because it hasn't been walked in the last 10 hours.

So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?

There never has been an engine for instant gratification like the Internet. Our parents thought television killed our attention spans, but hell, with TV you still had to wait for the shows to come on, and they played at their own pace. On the Internet, the videos start when you fucking tell them to. If they don't, off to another site. It's like a faucet: you turn the knob and you expect an immediate flow of lolcats.

It trains all of us to be impatient. And it's easy for the impatient to start looking at fellow posters or Diggers as just more pieces of content, morsels that need to be delivered the instant we want them. And why wouldn't we?

#4. Munchausen by Internet (a.k.a. The Sob Story Teller)

These are the people who lurk around innocently enough, and then, one day, tragedy strikes. Their dog, or parent, or maybe a close friend died. Maybe the poster themselves found out they have a terminal disease. And unless you're on 4chan, the group will generally rally around and shower them with sympathy. You send this person your prayers and well wishes, maybe a few dozen kitten pictures and you hope they will get through it.

Then, a few months later, another tragedy strikes them. Their best friend was raped, or paralyzed in an accident, or both. A few months after that, their father dies. Again.

"I can't wait to tell the Internet."

Soon it becomes apparent that they are either living under an ancient Egyptian curse, or they're making it all up.

It's so common that somebody else has already coined the sarcastic term for it: Munchausen by Internet.

In Real Life it's Called...

Munchausen Syndrome.

The basis of need here is the same as the attention-seekers above, only these people will only settle for the positive and sympathetic attention that comes with being sick or some other kind of distress. You know, without the whole "actually being sick" thing to bog them down.

Yeah, my house is on fire right now, it totally sucks.

In real life they can keep it up for years, because society doesn't make it easy to be skeptical in these situations. If you cast doubt on them and then later discover it was in fact true, suddenly you're the biggest douche on the planet.

So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?

As easy as it is to pull off in real life, it's 10 time easier online where there's no simple way to fact-check the claims. So it doesn't take a balls-out liar or con man to pull it off. Hell, all you need to do is know how to type, and you have access to that same outpouring of sympathy all Munchausen sufferers get addicted to.

A famous case of cyberMuching was that of Kaycee Nicole, a 19-year-old with Leukemia who turned out to have been created by 40-year-old Debbie Swenson. The Kaycee character posted daily for two years in a online journal about her struggle to live with her illness. She then "died" and only when there was no funeral people did people figure out it had all been a hoax.

And even then, Swenson could keep doing it elsewhere if she so pleased. She may be out doing it right now. On the anonymous Internet, you can create a dozen different characters and when one of them starts to get boring the "parent" can just kill them off. This is clinically known as the LOST approach.

#3. Online Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder (a.k.a. The Grammar Nazi)

We all reserve the right to mock people who post 500-word blocks of misspelled nonsense. But then you have the situation where somebody posts a perfectly clear and clever message but within their well-articulated points they dare to confuse "your" with "you're." And then somebody will flip the fuck out.

Like a Mossad agent in rural America, you quickly discover that you've found a Nazi. Of the Grammar variety.

In Real Life it's Called...

Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder, or OCPD.

OCPD should not be confused with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (or, "The OC Disorder"). OCPD shares the obsessive component of OCD, but it is different from OCD in that OCPD has the letter P in its name. That and people with OCPD do not perform the weird ritualistic actions of OCD'ers, like opening a door four times or having to always eat Pringles with the concave side up.

OCPD types simply have an incredibly strict standard by which certain tasks be done, to the point that it literally can lead to violence otherwise.

So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?

At the heart of the real-life OCPD sufferer seems to be an irrational fear that the rest of the world is sloppier, dirtier and more disorganized than it should be, that it's rapidly getting worse, and that the world will fall to pieces unless someone straightens it up.

On the Internet, five minutes spent reading YouTube comments can convince even an average, level-headed person that the Internet is about to suffer the same fate. The old-fashioned holdouts who insist on typing in actual sentences see what seems to be an inexorable move toward a language based entirely on texting abbreviations. It's not hard to feel the desire to take up arms to defend language at all costs. Srsly.

#2. Low Cyber Self-Esteem (a.k.a. The Guy Who Everyone Hates but Who Never Leaves)

There's a place for everyone on the Internet to feel at home. When you can fill a message board with fans of The Wonder Years porn, there should be no such thing as an outcast.

Yet, each forum, chat room or other online community seems to have a person or people who just don't fit in. It's not that they are necessarily horrible people, they're just the square trying to fit into the triangle hole. They get ridiculed constantly.

Now you may figure this is no different than the picked-on nerd in high school, but unlike that kid always getting squished into a locker, these people are free to leave the website at any time.

But they never do.

In Real Life it's Called...

Self-Abasement and/or Attention Seeking Behavior.

Someone with the need for self-abasement feels that they should be perpetually punished for their wrongdoings. They're like the albino that whipped himself in The Da Vinci Code, only instead of drawing blood they draw "Fuck you noobtard" comments. It's either a subconscious way to feel like they're paying back the world for their sins, or they're just so out of self-esteem that they can't muster the energy to defend themselves.

If taken to an extreme, it can even turn into Online Erotic Humiliation where the abuse turns into sexual arousal. So the next time you tell someone to go fuck themselves, you might have just given them the material to do so.

But maybe more common than that is good ol' Attention Seeking Behavior, which every single person who's ever spent just one evening with a child will be familiar with. The outcast, like the child, knows that hate is not the opposite of love, apathy is. All that negative attention is still attention, and the abuse is still several steps better than being ignored.

So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?

So we've established that when you say, in person, "Jimmy, go away, you're a retard" that Jimmy is just happy that somebody used his name and acknowledged his existence. Even if the only reason you used his name was to tell him to go die in a fire.

"Who's a super fag? Jimmy's a super fag, that's right. Go Jimmy!"

But when you type it on a message board, it's that much better. This isn't just attention, but attention that's being broadcast around the globe via the World Wide Web. The "we hate Jimmy" thread on a popular forum might be read by thousands of people. If that many people are reading about him, he must matter (hell, think of all the TV personalities who have made a career out of being hated).

The attention-seeker gets what he wants, and the self-abaser gets an erection big enough to actually interfere with the signal on his wireless keyboard.

#1. Internet Asperger's Syndrome (a.k.a. The Troll)

We can't take credit for this one, blogger and Internet entrepreneur Jason Calacanis coined the term "Internet Asperger's Syndrome" to describe the utter loss of all social rules and empathy that seems to hit some people for no other reason than that they happen to be communicating via keyboard and monitor at the time.

We don't need to retell all of the horror stories. A kid commits suicide on webcam while the trolls cheer him on, Anonymous mocks a suicide victim, some kids fire a baby out of a giant slingshot for a YouTube video (we're not sure if that last one actually happened but it's really just a matter of time).

Normal kids, good grades, no criminal records... but get them in a chat room and suddenly it reads like the transcript to a Charles Manson parole hearing.

In Real Life it's Called...

Asperger's Syndrome.

This rarely diagnosed but often claimed disorder is a mild form of Autism that comes with what seems to be a biological inability to show empathy for other human beings, as well as (and maybe stemming from) an inability to recognize nonverbal cues. They continually do weird, upsetting things because they don't know it's upsetting you. That part of their brain is broken.

People cringe when they hear this term because they know that a large number of the teenagers claiming Asperger's are, in fact, merely dicks.

So Why Does it Happen on the Internet?

Calacanis figured out that people who do all of their communicating online wind up mimicking Asperger's behaviors because they are imposing the same disadvantages on themselves. In both cases, when the ability to see nonverbal responses and facial expressions goes away, so does empathy. Soon the thing you're communicating with isn't a person, they're just a bunch of words on a screen. A bunch of words that the little bastard didn't even bother to spellcheck.

http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html

Seat Stealing

2009-08-06T18:00:00.000+08:00

The humble school desk... we change in it a while, we change it when we switch classes. But remember, there will always be one that belongs to you in every class. It is YOUR IDENTITY IN CLASS

The school desk has suffered much abuse, from fists, to legs, to heads(?). But what is the worse thing that can happen? IT GETS TAKEN AWAY WITHOUT PERMISSION BY ANOTHER PERSON, JUST BECAUSE HE IS *ahem*.

Think about it...what if you got stolen...just because your owner wanted to go to the toilet!
Huh, Huh, huh? Hello, Answer? Hmm? No Comment? No comment? I thought so.

What if after that, 'the thief' still asks you for something...
WHAT DO YOU SAY? YOU DON'T WANNA BE RUDE. YOU GUYS ARE STILL FRIENDS. SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU SAY!!!

no.

Next, he starts blaming like 3, 4 people for 'stealing' his thumbdrive. His green, totally separable thumbdrive. The "thieves" pass it around to let him see, as a minor taunt. Soon after, the thumbdrive is returned.

However, the seat ain't returned! The "thieves" didn't steal anything! However, the Seat Stealer stole something!

STEAL
–verb (used with object)

1.	to take (the property of another or others) without permission or right, esp. secretly or by force: A pickpocket stole his watch.

Stealing my seat is like stealing my identity, also known as IDENTITY THEFT. This ain't no happy post, this is serious, when you have a seat, cherish it. Stealing another one, is like cheating on a loved one. Not a good idea.

Don't you need to go to the toilet sometimes? If you don't , you're either A. abnormal or B. not normal.

2009-08-04T19:31:00.000+08:00

OMG! Starhub recently (i think) released some new channel, channel 31, and it has TELETUBBIES! I totally forgot about how insanely entertaining they are!! Ahhhhhh!
Watch It!!! And I just realised, Tinky Winky is gay, Dipsy is black, and Po is asian! We all have teletubbie blood in all of us!

2009-08-03T20:58:00.000+08:00

Chemistry presentation is completed!! Yayyyyyy!! Me sooo happie!!!
and I'M VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY proud of myself, because Ms Boey got no question to ask! I was so scared she will ask some question like what gives Limewater its CO2 sensing power, or what the stimulation of oil meant! I was so busy taking notes from other peoples slide shows....in the end....no questions...
On the bright side, that meant that my project was, and is PERFECT. Yay!

2009-07-31T19:48:00.000+08:00

LAWRENCIUM

Proton count: 103
Electron count: 103 duh
Neutron count: -

Lawrencium is most likely the last element you find on your Periodic Table of Elements. Right there at the bottom, lonely, sad, having to suffer the irritation of Nobelium and Lutetium. Why does no one care about this simply awesomee element?
Possible reasons:

People not smart enough to even realise that Lawrencium is sitting there
People prefer further elements. eg. Trihexaseptium (369), Rutherfordium (104)
They wuliao
They're jealous

Also, why isn't Rutherfordium and above on the our periodic table of elements? Huh? Any Idea? Hmm? No? I thought so.

Why are we learning oxygen, Nitrogen, etc? What has it done for us? Huh? C'mon, Lawrencium has done more!
Examples are...uh...uh..I'll get back to you on that.

I'm absolutely furious, about the lack in Lawrencium in our lives. For example, there was Chem test, THERE WAS URANIUM(III) NITRIDE..AND NO LAWRENCIUM(III) NITRIDE?
which by the way, is LrN.

All seriousness aside, choir peeps, don't 'accuse' me for "shouting" during attendance taking, I am not shouting, but simply talking with normal volume. If you heard me shout, you won't hear anything else, I'll make you deaf. Which is also why those people who love the word 'Shhh!' say I TALK during prac, I'M WHISPERING, not ghost whispering, just WHISPERING, go marry 'shhh' if you like it so much.

Also, I'm obsessed, again. But this time with something you might find odd. The Canon DSLR advert. You know, the one with the guy secretly taking pictureof people and rainbows, and then some girl takes a photo of him, and smiles creepily, then walk of romantically into a rainbow that's not actually there? Yea, that one. Can't find it anyway on the net though, but you have to tell me, if you find it!

Colours!

2009-07-28T17:49:00.000+08:00

Me Happeee :D I don't know why though...

Also just want to clear up some 'misunderstandings', I am a strong believer of not initializing the process of delete. Therefore, if I have offended anyone in any way whatsoever, I'll apologise, that's for sure, but I'm not deleting or banning anything or anyone, unless the subject has crossed the line.

Back to the main topic at hand, colours! I love bright colours, lime green, orange, Lime Green, purple, LIME GREEN, yellow, Lime Green and other bright colours, like lime green.

I have bright colours for almost everything, and I make sure that it 'stands out'. My phone is an excellent example. Yes, Lee Jiang, it is an EXCELLENT EXAMPLE!

I have lots of favorite colour combinations, some inspired by other sources, but some just personal favourites. Examples:

Base Colour: Black

Orange
LIME GREEN
Purple
Sky Blue
Yellow

Base Colour: White

Sky Blue
Purple
LIME GREEN

Base Colour: Yellow

Black
PURPLE (My Phone :D)
LIME GREEN

I'll show my incredibly nice phone some other time, but its worth the wait!

Also, found a new Läkerol flavour, and it is Super! SPOILER ALERT: It's Lychee, but tastes nothing like it!

Also, Pi Pies rock! Wish I had took a picture...

Also, I invented a new sauce! It looks..uh...dough-y? But it tastes insanely awesome. Pictures uploaded soon!
There's something wrong with blogger? Anyone facing this problem?
The recipe? Mayo, BBQ, and a secret ingredient...
What's the secret ingredient? Suspense.....just scroll down...

Also, Juniors also rock! So fun! But it appears I'm one of the only Sec 2 who spend lots of time playing with juniors? Am I childish? Or just young at heart? Am I cute? Random.... Tell me what you think on the tagbox :)

Also, I'll just stop now or something...

P.S. Eat this!

Secret Ingredient: Love. What?! Anti-Climatic! Just Kidding, the secret ingredient is Oxygen. Just so you know!

2009-07-25T17:31:00.000+08:00

Athanasius is happy :D Because, uh... well...the class got scolded by Mrs Chen, or "Ms Boey" to some (that's her stage name), on FRIDAY.
It all started during Chemistry...duh, she's the Chem teacher! Then it started some more with some unknown mysterious teacher of the male gender who said that there would be no Music lesson due to unforeseen circumstances, ok maybe not. Anyway, she decided to take the Music lesson for herself to teach.....CHEMISTRY and not music(shocker).
Then, that backfired when the whole class went crazy jeering and laughing. She ignored us and talked about Hydrochloric Acid and other burny stuff.
Suddenly, our of the blue, she attacks! In other words our 'protesting' backfired. How? Via the classic and unoriginal method of scold-enization.
So much backfiring, someone might get shot!
In the end, she didn't even take the music lesson for herself. She ain't selfish, very generous.

Now let me ask you something I learned in Chemistry

Mono
Di
Tri
Tetra
Quinta
Hexa
Hepta
?

Know the answer? Answer is at the bottom of this post. Tag and tell me if you got it right!

Anyway, NAPFA is torture. Physically, psychologically, mentally (same thing), emotionally.
Fortunately not *ahem*ally
Did awesome for 5 stations, but...definitely not 2.4. I just hate it, and suck at it. Why? because I said so ;D

Also, this 'Hamzahfluenza' is clearly getting worse. Now, 1B has H1N1, all on the same level. 2I is dead. I hope the 'I' really means 'Immune'. 11 people have been taken down in my class, 3 of which, might seriously have it (H1N1), Yogesh, Aditya and last but certainly ~~not~~ least, Hamzah.

The End, and remember, Elmo 'lesser than 3' you!

P.S. Eat this! Of Course you will!

P.P.S Ans: Hamza(h) 2nd 'H'is optional

2009-07-20T17:43:00.001+08:00

So much stuff to random about.....let's start with something I'm really pissed of about...choir....

I always thought choir was fun, interesting, even AWESOME. Ever since Speech Day, that's not the case...
Speech Day, 'Founder's Day' for some is a time to really reflect on the 133 years of the school's history. What's the best way of celebrating? A celebration of course! After that, the celebration should continue, right? It did, with the traditional School Cheer. However, the "mature" choir decided to stone there and be emo. Wow, lots of school spirit, note my enthusiasm -.-
Talk about being traditional...
Is it because you forgot the Cheer lines? Huh? Comments? None?
However, before that performance, I remember the lines said by our seniors, "Just remember to have fun out there, this is Speech Day, just relax...". However, I also remember "All of you, stop slacking, hurry up! Time to get serious! Keep Quiet! We're late!". In the end, what happen? We were like...15-20min early or something....
Talk about fun...'real fun...'

Next is Maths. I just hate drawing Graphs of Quadratic Eqns, let's just put it as that.

Now let's talk sick :D H1N1 sick, not *ahem* sick, you naughty bugger! Some 2Guy (2G guy) got H1N1 recently, and so everyone within 2m (i think) of his seating place, is quarantined. Yes, only 2m. What about Mother Tongue? NCC? Aren't they affected? No.
Fortunately, 2I is H1N1 free, because the 'I' stands for 'Immune' to H1N1, not Hamzahfluenza, no one is immune to that, no one can be.
Apparently, when Hamzah is 'pissed off', he spams, without him knowing it, but with everyone else knowing it.

DISCLAIMER:
This is not a form of insult, assault, cyber-bullying, or whatsoever. This is simply a point put out to clarify a point of view as well as opinion (kinda the same thing). Hamzah can 'clarify', so can I.
Just Saying.

Anyway, enough of bad things, it corrupts minds. Let's move to the bright side!

As of now, I do not seem to have obsessions of any kind...that's good.
No ailments, that's good
Full marks for ting1 xie3, that's good
3 good things so far, that's good
Juniors are great! that's good
5 good things, that's awesome!

Also, new song alert! Not a very new one, but always liked it, but never knew what it was called, until now.....

I've heard of her, and I knew she was good, but definitely not this AWESOME! She's amazing! Her name is Lisa Miskovsky, in case you still haven't got it....

She's Swedish, and not only is she accomplished in singing, she is also accomplished in snowboarding, and she is on the Swedish Snowboarding Team, and that would be very pro. Swedish Meatballs are equally pro. Just so you know. :D

P.S. Eat this!

It's actually pretty good!

2009-07-14T17:42:00.000+08:00

NEW SPECTACLES YAY!!!!!!!!

Got my new BLACK, PUMA, THICK, spectacles, and it's so awesome! My favourite pair so far :D
bonus: it comes with an awesome box!!!

Back to serious business, the official infected toll is 7 (or 8), with Suhair being the worst affected. I hope there is no death toll! Eeeek! This is of course the recent outbreak of viruses known as HAMZAHFLUEZA (formerly named Hamzah Syndrome).
Should you have any of the below symptoms, STAY AT HOME!
Symptoms include:

Fever
Unstable Temperature Readings
Runny Nose (go catch it!)
Super Long Sore Throat
Mild Diarrhea
Random and Major Chills
Formation of Gynecomastia (Ok, maybe not)
Vomiting(?) (Sometimes)
Temporary decrease in bladder control

This messag has been brought to you by the ~~Health Promotion Board~~ Intelligent, Informative, Inaccurate, Insane and INCRRR......RREDIBLE Class 2I, reminding you to always remember to do...er.....something....

What is that 'something'?
GOOD QUESTION! I am not sure. But...(there's a but!)I'll get back to you...or will I?
Spoiler Alert: No!

P.S. Eat this!

2009-07-10T19:00:00.000+08:00

In a world..... where people are slowly being killed by their own kind....
In a time....when people over 100kg can kill....
Many survived, many died, Let's just say that I might be next.....
THIS IS "Score: Hamzah1 Nobody1 (H1N1)"

Now I mean, Hamzah has refused to quarantine himself and claims that he is alright after being immediately sent home wearing a mask after his temperature beat the limit by quite some numbers the previous day. What's up with that?!
Now he has spread his screwed up 'ailments' to me, Nicholas, and who knows who else?
Fortunately my fever is getting better, and so is Nicholas'.
Although we are getting better, let me tell you this, if you are sick stay at your frickin' home! Even if you don't sit with him, and sit super far away from him (like me), you can get it! Therefore, if you have fever, etc., STAY AT HOME!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? HUH? NEED I REPEAT? HUH, GOT IT? GOT IT? YOU'D BETTER!

Now to talk about normal people, aka Michael Jackson. He Died. Billions around the world cried/were saddened by his death. Let me get this clear, you are sad for someone you called a pedophile when he was alive? Now you recognize his talent? He dies and then you recognize his talent? What's up with that?! Hmm? Any comments? No, eh?

I know you might think that this blog is starting to get a little insulting, but I don't mean to reprimand you and give you 10 strokes of the rotan, I'm just saying, Just saying.....

Now let's get to the brighter side of life. First of all, I would like to announce my creation of a Twitter and Youtube Accounts. However, my Youtube has pretty boring videos, but feel free to view it, if you are interested links are at the bottom, as well as in my profile page. Follow me on twitter. Subscribe, comment, rate, and friend me on Youtube!

Youtube:Twitter

2009-07-03T23:17:00.000+08:00

PE day, yay! Had a choice between soccer, basketball and floorball.
Floorball, too boring.
Basketball, too "surrounded by abnormally large people"
Soccer, slack, just right!

I normally do nonsense in soccer, and score goals only once in a really long while. But today I scored a GOAL! and no, not OWN GOAL. I scored, Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, that goal was more of a "GOAL". Those with inverted commas. It wasn't counted. Why? Picture this:

Im standing on the opponents side talking to the defender about Mudkips, Nazi Mudkips, or something like that. Suddenly, some random ball flies my way. The goalkeeper behind me catches the ball loosely, and I kind of tackled the ball (instead of him). No it did not enter the goal. It did something before that, but I was too busy laughing while lying on a opponent to see what was going on. That was.....thrilling.

Other than PE, there was English. I shall end this paragraph here.

Next was Bio....there were videos.... If you are thinking sick, your right. There was Educational Pornography! It was Educational! But, it was still pretty gross. John's expression is the best :D He turns away from the laptop, and straight into the projected video, even bigger! Then he starts going crazy or something! I joined him :D

Last lesson...Music. It was highly musical. We learnt about the music in films. It takes one word to describe 'silly': Silly. It took Hamzah over 20 words to describe silly. I dropped my pen 3 times in a row. I scared my teacher to death by talking about Silent Hill. I entered choir room with socks on. GASP!

Best school day ever, haha! :DD

If you don't know what Nazi Mudkip is, here it(?) is, along with Soviet Mudkip (Marxkip).

2009-06-28T14:45:00.000+08:00

Let's try some thing new. Let's do the ancient way of blogging intros :D (okay, maybe not that ancient) Let's start....

~music~ So Hot - Wonder Girls
~mood~ meh. -,-
~temperature~ 32degrees outside, 20degrees inside

Last day of holiday, trying not to over react, failing, not trying hard enough, Ahhhhhhhh!
Having a sudden obsession with some Internet Memes, is that normal?

Here are examples...haha

Mudkip!

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Yo DAWG

Also, through the process of evolution, some of them have evolved into videos! Awesome!

Magibon.

I even found the ultimate guide to Internet Memes
http://www.knowyourmemes.com
Be sure to visit, and possibly share my crazy wuliao obsession

Also, watched transformers 2: revenge of the fallen, some parts were funny, but too much action, not kidding, TOO MUCH. The movie is very....random. Some guy talks a bit, some transformers fight a bit, some transformers die a bit.

Hannah Montana Movie was better especially hoedown throwdown :D and there was A PLOT. Transformers....not really a plot.

Websites you should visit (some are hilarious) :D
http://ismycomputeron.com/
http://purple.com
http://badgerbadgerbadger.com

2009-06-22T15:25:00.000+08:00

One week (Or so), and it seems I have found so many new things to be a fan of. Let's start with a group which I believe everyone is a fan of...WONDER GIRLS. They are simply awesome!

South Koreans with amazing voices. :D Especially love the song 'So Hot'. It's AWESOME!!
Go youtube or something NOW, and check them out if you haven't.

Hilarious :D

Next, is Thug Story by Taylor Swift ft. T-Pain. I'm not a fan of this, I am obsessed with this! I play it at least 7 times a day, no kidding.
I downloaded the mp3, 3gp, mp4. Hopefully, this replaces my Silent Hill Obsession.....
I even created a Facebook Group for this song!

Next is the Voice Memo App on the iPhone 3.0 update! However, I don't use it for its original purpose, I use it for a more Wuliao purpose. What do I do? I scream into it, and let it scream back at me. Quite relaxing, really.

Next is 3 particular fonts. Backlash, El& Font Gothic and 28 Days Later.

Backlash

El& Font Gothic

28 Days Later

Last but not least is freestylin' with my junior...Ernest..hahah
Its not obsessive or addicting, its like learning a new, more interesting language.
We did Intros the other time for no reason. Here's mine:

Yo fo sho, from my head down to my toe;
This is the classic AK intro.

Athanasius, that's the person I am;
Facebook is my bottle of jam.

Singer turned Rapper, You don't wanna mess with me;
Straight to the top, In my lime-green coloured black tee!

A.K and E.T, talkin on the same track;
It's so random, now can you handle that!

I had a dream last night, it was straight out steep;
But I don't give a damn, I don't give a [Bleep!]

I am an obsession Obsesser. Period. :D

2009-06-13T18:33:00.000+08:00

Woke up...at 4pm. Hahah! :D
Not because of a busy last night, but because....well...I wanted to wake up late....^_^
Went to concert Band Performance last night with

Lee Jiang
Daniel
John
Darren
Jun An
David
Darius
Hui Han
and some other people..too many XD

Very very entertaining, VERY.....
Very very lively, VERY.....
Very very not choir, VERY.....
Hahah, HAHAH.....
Now, don't get me wrong, choir is fun, awesome and all, but, the liveliness is really not there, stones are more lively. We are being taught to be too disciplined, yes, TOO disciplined. It's like a communist party of silence....I miss the old comm...

Also, I learnt a lot of things, most of them learnt in McDonlads...

Beef Jerky is Awesome
John doesn't know what Beef Jerky is
Neither does Lee Jiang
Now they know, I don't know whether they like it though
Eating a McChicken Upsize EVM with an additional McChicken and McFlurry is actually a lot
Nicholas is damn pro
Charcoal is a boring colour
Purple Rocks
Sneakers (or Track shoes) look awesome on Formal Clothing!
Try not to wear Sneakers or Track Shoes, wear Track Sneakers instead. They're known as Pumas

John was supposed to be earlier than me, but he forgot to bring his ticket and had to go back, all the way to Pasir Ris, to get his ticket, once again, an example of John's brilliance in the mind. LOL

Also, the new ringtone is good, I can hear it. If you don't know what that is, well...I don't know how to explain it either....

Oh yeah, last but not least, listen to this......

Definitely a song to be added into my playlist....

2009-06-07T21:53:00.000+08:00

It was called One Night Stand, it was the day where ECW came to life, but now, it's all gone....
Now, One Night Stand is called Extreme Rules...the worse part? The only thing extreme about it, is a Triple Threat Hardcore Match between Christian, Jack Swagger, and the Innovator of Violence.......TOMMY DREAMER, for the ECW Championship, and if Dreamer does not win this, he is said to retire! However, this is not the main event. If Dreamer retires, ECW is screwed.

Back to real life, Nil Sine Labore Concert was yesterday, and I never at that much fun performing in a concert before. I hope most of the seniors learnt one of the most important things in life, having FUN is a good thing, SMILE more, because if you see someone upset, give'em one of your smiles. Talking may be irritating when it gets out of hand, but silence is even MORE irritating, without even having to get outta hand!

Choir Handovers also on the same day, Quite happy with the outcome. Awesome people for chairman, Bass SL etc.... But, note a certain word in the last line, 'quite'. Pretty unhappy with 2 of the results.....not saying which! But one of them is damn bloody obvoius....^_^

Finally got about doing my homework......done with Mathematics and English.....just left science, which....half the class including me did not receive. Fortunately, Lee Jiang posted it on the blog early and taught me how to print it properly (thx!! ^_^)

On the other hand, to the person who did not give it out to half the class, I believe I know who you are, I called people to ask. So you listen ******, I can rip your throat out or put you through a table easily. That's sounds fun! (only if it's done to ****** anyways, whether there is a reason or not HAHAH)

UPDATE! Tommy Dreamer is the new ECW Champion (sources: Wikipedia) !!!!

Also, new finisher alert! I have a new finisher for my character! It's a Shooting Star Press to most people, Air Bourne to Evan Bourne and his fans, but I personally call it Flying Squirrel! Not very innovative, but I am working on a better name....

Parting stuff!

"I can't jump high, so I jump from high places!"
-Mick Foley

-Insert Picture Here-

2009-06-02T22:35:00.000+08:00

Mr Kennedy is fired !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Noooooooooo!!!!!!

Yes, the unfortunate new is true folks, Mr Kennedy was fired on 29 May 2009.....
WWE is so screwed now...
First, Vince Mcmahon screwed the whole ECW by getting rid of Sabu, Sandman, Balls Mahoney and RVD, the ECW Originals, the heart and soul of ECW.
Now all's left is the Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer, but he says that if he does not win the ECW Championship, he's retiring, which means, ECW is turning extinct....

Now, Mr Kennedy is gone? WTH!!!
You want to know why Mr Kennedy was fired? He "hurt" his wrist. (note: inverted commas). To show you the stupidity of this 'reason' he got fired, I'm posting a recent video shot personally by Mr Kennedy...just look at it....

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1005927487382

Does the wrist look damaged to you?

On the other HAND, I have decided to go with the skin Lee Jiang , Nicky, and ME chose! (Yes, the vulgar one, so just hold on, and a new skin is coming your way!

2009-06-01T20:21:00.000+08:00

Not an actual post, but I need your help....
I'm planning on changing my blogskin, but I don't know which to use! However, I have 4 nominees... Here they are...

#1

#2

#3

#4

Vote by tagging your favourite!

Personally, I like #1 because of its simplicity, but the f word is in it, which actually makes it even cooler, but I'm afraid that some people may find that offensive.....

Anyway just vote! :D

2009-05-29T21:12:00.000+08:00

Moriji and Remonzi Buddies! :D Remonzi! :D

Notice the new toy? It's a Remonzi....You know what that means!!!!
I got my phone back! YAY! :D Exclamation Point!
So thrilled! Spamming the Apps like crazy!

However......got my report book, results were expected, so why not? Hey, I did well!

Anyway back to Remonzi...sooo cutee!!!! I thing he is getting along well with Moriji, they just sit there quietly, as if their stone. Wonder how they do that........

Now I'm targeting Mokozi (lime?) and Moringo (Red Apple)...equally cute.....these guys rock.
How I wish I can be like this person, see how many of them this guy has.....so lucky
http://mokmormorrem.blogspot.com/2008/02/picsss.html

Fortunately (or unfortunately), I'm not as addicted as him (or am I?) !

Okay, thanks, bye. Period. (With parting stuff)

A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy? - Albert Einstien. (Answer is so obvious...more toys!)

I like twilight too, but this was just too funny......

Nice Name.....

2009-05-27T21:06:00.001+08:00

The Picture is HERE!!!!

Thanks for scanning it Lee Jiang!
A few bits are missing because I drew them too light...(hehe), so just use you imagination and fill those spaces up!
List of Animals are on a previous post...

2I Forever!! :D

2009-05-27T18:01:00.000+08:00

Hello Everybodyyyy!!!
Lately I seem to be in a musicy (?) mood. I'm picking up lyrics quite quickly, and annoying Ting Jie by singing it badly on purpose. HAHA! But, since I am so kind, I also sang it to him properly. The best part was when I decided to sing a portion of this to him....

Here are the lyrics if you wanna know! I'm learning Russian at the same time! Yay! :D

Я принес тебе боль
Русский Текст: Я твой кошмар
Я ваша проблема, и вы не хотите, чтобы он
Я принес тебе войну
Я скале, что вы не будете двигаться

Я принес российской юстиции

У Вас нет чести
вы
Я удалю вас из моего пути, а если вы никогда не существовало

Pronounciation:
Ja prinjos tebe bol'
Ja tvoj koshmar
Ja tvoja problema i ty ejo ne hochesh'
Ja prinjos tebe vojnu
Ja - skala, kotoruju ty ne sdvinesh'

Ja prinjos Russkuju Spravedlivost'

U tebja net dostoinstva
Ty nichto
Ja smetu tebja so svoego puti
Kak budto tebja nikogda i ne bylo

Translation:
I have brought you pain
I am a mountain that you wont move
I have brought you russian excellence!
You wont have the experience
You are nothing
I will wipe you out of my way like you never, ever existed
And to you the russian farewell
I am your nightmare
I am your problem AND you do not want it
I have brought you war
I am a mountain you wont move
You do not have the experience
You are nothing
I will wipe you out of my as if you never existed

No pictures, blah,blah, blah yet, since I said my next picture will be my drawing....

2009-05-26T20:49:00.000+08:00

Weighing in at somewhere between 200lbs and 1000000lbs, from Singapore, [Name censored]! This person...thought he could out-'KENNEDY!' me...LOL. No one out-'KENNEDY!'S me if their over my weight by that much!I am a "KENNEDY!" Professional, with over 3 months experience, do not attempt what is performed as you could humiliate yourself if done with the wrong tone, volume, etc.

My friends, if you like to scare people with the "KENNEDY!" method, make sure that your 'victim is in a silent environment, and not in a conversation. The best would be when the 'victim' is in introspective mode....

On a lighter note, I had nothing to do today during school, so I started drawing all but 4 of my 41 classmates into animals. The 4 of them were other stuff.
Here they are in no order:

Lee Jiang - Penguin
Me - Squirrel
Daniel - Cow
Nicholas - Horse
Darius - Porcupine
Nat - Spider
Hui Han - Owl
Dominic - Sloth
Jurgen - Mouse
Sherman - Polar Bear
Aditya - Giant Squid
Ting Jie - Bee
Darren - Giraffe
Shen Hao - Panda
Yogesh - Gorilla
Ryan - Eagle
David - T-Rex
Nirmolak - Shark
John - Bunny
Jun An - Bat
Bryan - Rhino Beetle
Keeve - Fish
Derek - Cat
Jun Jie - Stingray
Andy - Hamster
Yong Jie - Dog
Jing Wen - Tiger
Jian Wen - Hummingbird
Syafie - Snake
Ad'li - Peacock
Suhair - Hyena
Hamzah - Whale
Theodore - Bear
Anurag - Pig
Justin - Anteater
Wang Kai - Duck
Saravanan - Lion
Zong Ren - Stone
Syahid - Tree
Joshua - A flying pair of [insert a 'certain' Bio topic here]
Philip - Maple Mushroom

Thanks to Jing Wen, Jian Wen, Yogesh, Dominicfor ideas, and many more, if I forgot to mention you...

P.S. No thanks to John for constantly wanting to change his animal, and cancelling his bunny at least thrice!!!

P.P.S I'll show you the picture once Lee Jiang helps me scan it! YAY! :D

No Parting stuff today...too tired (that is a valid reason, and the parting picture will be the one I drew so be patient, as patience is a virtue!)

2009-05-25T18:00:00.000+08:00

Arghhh!!! Need Phone.......
Once I get my phone back, whenever the hell that is, I will definitely celebrate by taking a picture of Moriji and Remonzi! Yay!! :D

I need my phone so badly....I feel like taking a Sledgehammer (or normal hammer), and smash through the glass door of the staff room, use a machete (anyone have one?) to get through people, and then finally a Lockpick Set (anyone have one?) to open the drawer if its locked, get my phone and escape (with the machete of course)!!! :D

Right now, I'm constantly trying to find newways of countering this grdg-relatedstress I'm facing now. The only problem is that some of these solutions have "side effects". You'll see what I mean soon...

Here's the list of "solutions" I found:

Silent Hill Movie/Game (Side Effect: Freaks me out after some time, yet strangely addicting)
PSP (Side Effect: A battery Exists)
Computer (Side Effect: Nothing to Surf [facebook?])
Drawing (Side Effect: Don't know what to draw!!)
MSN (Side Effect: Sometimes no one interesting to talk to)
Music (Side Effect: Need to find something to do while listening)
Toilet (Side Effect: I don't spend the whole day in there [fortunately])
Company of my Moriji and Remonzi (Side Effect: NIL :D)
Reading (Side Effect: Stories are too short [Mr Men series])
Eating (Side Effect: I'm already 124lbs Dammit!)

.....and yes, Moriji and Remonzi are with me now as I am typing this...

Still kinda grudgey (is it a word?) , so I'm gonna end of here with your parting stuff!

Yes. - Fred Fredburger

2009-05-24T20:33:00.000+08:00

" KENNEDY!" Okay, Random.
Anyway, today was super fun...movie day! Watched Night at the Museum 2, loved Amelia Earhart, so awesome, played by Amy Adams, she is literally the ultimate tomboy in terms of character, and she has the most surprising, wacky personality :D
Now here's a bit of a spoiler, but this scene which I found to be the best, is found during the credits, so it's you choice whether to read the next paragraph.

Anyway, Larry (Ben Stiller) enters a picture during the actual movie itself, and drops his PDA phone in a crowd while inside a painting, a WWII sailor picks it up, and brings it home has Larry leaves in a hurry. Later on, during the credits, the sailor is seen meddling with the inside of the phone, when his mother yells out "Joey Motorola, come and take your dinner NOW!" and he replies "Hold On Mom, I think I got this figured out!"

I was not definitely not expecting that, although I knew the facts were wrong...but in all, great movie and totally worth watching, this is definitely in my Top 5 favourite movie list. P.S. I bought a Remonzi!
Today, I learnt many things (okay, maybe it was only 3)

The more is truly the merrier, comparing 11 people to 5 people is a big difference
Silent Hill is Evil! (Trying to quit my addiction! Need your suppourt!)
The first Escalator was invented in the same year as the staircase, the only difference with modern escalators is that modern ones can actually move

If you're wondering what my top 5 movies are, this is it:

Silent Hill (see, I have a problem)
The Simpsons Movie
Night at te Museum 2
Shutter
Cinderella Story

Here are your parting stuff:

Parting Quote
I have brought the mightiest beast on this land....the SQUIRREL! - Octavius Gaius (Night at the Museum 2)

Parting Pic

The Picture I was talking about

Parting Video

2009-05-22T20:00:00.000+08:00

New Posteeeee !! :D

3rd day with no iPhone. Damn! Grudge you pretty much on, and I'm pretty surprised, my grudges never last this long, this might just be a new record! Yay! :D

Anyway, enough of this grudge nonsense, let's get on with life. This is something I should have realised 2 days ago, but guess what? Still haven't realised it! Ha! So I'm not done with the grudge thing today. But (un)fortunately for you, I'm gonna continue the grudge tomorrow or some other day...

Today, I wanna talk about other stuff...
Recently, okay, it was just Thursday, there was choir and I (think) know the knew SLs! Looks like Bass is gonna have awesome sectionals for a second year! Yesss!! :D
But.....I may also want to think twice before joining alto though...

Let's get back to the grudge..Yay! (yes, i lied about the grudge postpone..) But..today I'm gonna "rant" about it on a more personal level...my "talents"

Let's start simple...I can draw cartoons, which are not accepted in Art class. Why? No realism...haha. Period. Always scolded for drawing cutely on exercise book :D

Next is my speech-related powers, I am loud, clear, chatty (haha!:D), and apparently that is only allowed in English.....during Oral (the loud part anyway).

Following this, uhh....I'm thinking.....Oh yes, my 'superior squirrel manipulative skills.' Apparently to most people, this does not even exist! Their just jealous!

Of course, being all that amazing, the list goes on and on....and on.

And here are your party, I mean parting stuff....

OK you know what, this may be getting boring, so forget about the parting stuff, but if you want it, just tag! :D

2009-05-21T22:37:00.000+08:00

2nd Day without an iPhone, anger still pretty much around, but fortunately has decreased quite a lot, now, its just a discomfort I have to overcome...
Now, there's a new discomfort, and this one, is just plain weird!
A few of my friends gave me a new nickname: "Mr.Kennedy"
Not Kennedy as in JFK, but Kennedy as in the WWE Superstar, Mr Kennedy. I'm guessing its because of my 'loud' voice and me trying to show my friend the Mr Kennedy Entrance so he would know who he was. If you do not know what all that blabber was about, here's the example:

Surprisingly, listening to my friends secret sound recording, I actually sound a bit like the man himself....(not braggin' here)

Anyway, Just to add on to my previous post yesterday, I feel that we as students in the modern Singapore, we are being psychologically manipulated without our knowledge, turning us into people of 1 group, making us the same or 'fair' to be polite about it. We are not given the chance to show our talents or uniqueness, as these talents can get us into different forms of trouble. Examples of talents would be Speech, Natural Agility, Problem Solving...etc. I mean, each of us are special and unique in our own way, like how people have different tastes in music, food etc. This talents, if you think about it, are not useless, these are the talents that can get us a career in life! Like Drama can lead to acting, Speech to commentary etc. And I though Singapore was trying to 'unleash our potential'....

Anyway, I think I have written enough, my fingers are hurting etc.
So, here is you Parting etcs in 'common sense' order

Imagination is more important than knowledge - Albert Einstien (Ha! Take That! :D)

Not in SINGAPORE

The best example of Singapores 'creativity' LOL

Note: This ain't an insult, it's a comment, COMMENT! :D

2009-05-20T17:55:00.000+08:00

Unfortunate day today, my iPhone was confiscated today by the teacher, and that was ...
Till now, I am still thinking of the phone and the anger, which leads to the thought of Punishment. For all I care, I'd rather have physical punishment than this kind of emotional punishment. Where do you think serial Killers like Dennis Rader (BTK) came from? Yes, he had emotional trouble which made him go berserk and kill a bunch of people!
Once you make a person snap, he/she can change from thi s to this. That is major, especially if a certain group of people angers an emotionally unstable dude this happens!
And if you wanna get all fiction about it, let's go back to Silent Hill. The following characters have been affected in the same way:

Cheryl Mason
Angela Orosco
Alessa Gillespie
Walter Sullivan
Joshua Shepherd
...and many more

So you wanna play mind games?! Let's see who has the last sick..sick smile... >:D

On a lighter note, I realised that intense anger can come up with lines of rhyming words also known as a poem....On the heavier note, the poem will be very disturbing...How do I know? Because I am amazing..Nah, I just felt it myself! I though of a poem even I found Disturbing! That hardly happens...I mean it! Like my ingrown toenails, this is too disturbing to describe, so I'll have just a few "SPOILER" words:

Knife
Life (rhyme!)
Head
Dead (rhyme!)
List
Metamorphosis (seriously, this word was in it)

I think, for the second or third time, I kinda regret not putting Dunman High in my 6 choices (original 1st choice)...Dang!

Anyway, this "rant" (note " ") has been brought to you by Athanasius 'The Squirrel' Koh :D [Previous one was Freedom of speech (Look 4 it)]

Your parting quote
"A single blow must destroy the enemy... without regard of losses... a gigantic all-destroying blow." - Adolf Hitler

Parting Picture (Alliteration)

Parting Video (No Alliteration)

...honestly, the only scene in Silent Hill that is sad...

2009-05-16T18:12:00.000+08:00

Went to the doctor today.....a family doctor, not a mental hospital....

Apparently, I have ingrown toenails...ewww. Instead of showing you a graphic image fit for a horror movie, I am gonna draw it out! Nah, it may be too gory as well...just google it if your curious... :D
Unfortunately, I am excused from wearing shoes and PE! Nooooooo!! But I really have the urge to wear my shoes :D (and do PE)
Besides, I went out a whole day with shoes on yesterday feeling pain only once (kicked table)
Oh yeah, and Doctor said that me nail thing will heal in 6 weeks (?) or else I need to go surgery. Highly doubt that will happen since the medicine (antibiotics, Potassium Permanganate solution, cream) seems to be in action. (5% of my toe turned black). Yay!! :D

Now I'm waiting for 1.5 months of daily medication to take place. Waiting....waiting....

On the brighter side, I went to the movies with Lee Jiang, Jing Wen, Yong Jie, David, Daniel, Joshua, Ting Jie and Yogesh. Yes, 9 of us. Watched X-men Origins : Wolverine. Half the people never existed in Marvel. Wow. Blogging. Short Sentances. Wow.
More importantly, I finally remembered to buy a Moriji, and it super cute!
Here it is:
Cute eh? Nah, I'm just kidding...

Here it is (seriously):
Super cute!!!

Parting Quote:
Wow. - Me

Parting Picture:

Parting video (not sarcastic "wow" related) :

P.S. :D

2009-05-14T23:33:00.000+08:00

Quote: "Look at me, I'm Burning!"
- Alessa played by Jodelle Ferland (then 12 yrs old)

The quote above can be heard in the Silent Hill Movie when the Mother thought she found her daughter not even halfway through the movie....
The thing that bothers me however....Why would you make a little 12 year old girl say that while she is burning? What kind of a horror movie is that? That could make someone end up in Woodbridge!
Even 'The Exorcist' was not that crazy, all the little girl said was very vulgar things, so vulgar that if you really wanna know, let me know, I'll tell you!

Why did I just waste about 2 min of your life you ask? I watched Silent Hill for like the 3rd (4th?) time today and played the PSP game for a while, and it happened that I played the scariest bit today. Why? Click here for a Screenshot

I may have nightmares... This is no :D manner......
On the bright side, at least this helped me get rid of my stress...lol (in a bad way) :(

I also went to the VJC concert (which was super expensive BTW), but it was pretty worth it, judging from they awesome voices! They sang TKSS songs, Cat High songs, and their own songs...
[SPOILER ALERT!] The TKSS song was sung better by TKSS! GASP!

Your Parting Shot:

Yoga at its best! :D

Parting Video:

Where's The Parting Quote? Note: The word 'Quote' is the first word in this blog post

And Remember........[Scroll Down]

[Some More :D]

Enjoy Your Stay :D

2009-05-09T21:48:00.000+08:00

Hello Everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

I am The Squirrel Lord, Dictator of Squirreland, and master of World War 3: The Smiley War... :D :D :D
I have controlled an entire army of my personal army of :D and is trying to find another general to help me with smiley domination. Any Takers?
Anyway, I also wish to take over the :P empire....

Now let's get to something that makes some sense (I repeat: SOME)
Today was super super busy....with computer! (and iPhone)

Lets see.....I did a major iTunes playlist creation for my favourite songs which include....

Love Story - Taylor Swift
Don't Forget - Demi Lovato
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Promise (Reprise) - Akira Yamaoka
Everytime We Touch - Cascada

and many more.....! :D

Also, I used Google Sketchup for the first time in 6 months, and I successfully made a new and simple combat robot named "Backlash" for totally no reason or purpose. Here's how it looks like (not very nice :D)...

Give your feedback!

Here are some others I made 6 months ago....

Royalty

Kangaroo :D

Something very big also happened today! I downloaded the new update for Pocket God (iPhone App) and the Mystery Egg Mystery has been solved! It's a dinosaur egg!! (WARNING: This could have sounded quite Random to you) :D

Last but definitely not least, because I am going to finish this post at 12am++, I would like to wish all mothers a Happy Mother's Day!!!

[There's More?] This also goes out to all other females who are going to have kids in the future, that mean whether you are 3, 14, 32, 75, or whatever years of age, as long as you have, or planning to have a child, Happy Mother's Day!!!

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Here, is your parting quote (Warning: For males out there, this may be kinda sexist, ironic eh?)

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Me! (Just came up with it a few seconds ago)

Parting Pic:

What kind of an advertisement is this?!

Parting Video (this is so awesome.....)

One last thing - :D :D :D

P.S. Need another general!

2009-04-30T22:06:00.000+08:00

I am 1 step closer to becoming half man, half amazing...after remembering to download Britney Spears' "Circus" Album (yes, 5-6 months after its release). Listening to the songs I've never heard before, I have found new respect for her music.
I don't care what you think of her, I don't care of what she does, how she thinks, but it's the music that matters....
Also, I am placing Circus in my top 5 albums! Yay! (except for the bonus songsss...Shiaat!)

If you want here's the list....from best to last (less suspense)

Silent Hill Origins OST (emo but cool...) Fav Song: Lisa Die
Insomniatic -Aly and AJ (very random if you on shuffle) Fav Song: Careful with Words
WWE The Music Vol.7 Fav Song: All For The Motherland
Circus - Britney Spears Fav Song: If U Seek Amy
Don't Forget (don't forget the album name!) Fav Song: LaLa Land

Quote of the day!

Pick a Number from 1 to 10.. It was 12! - Amir Blumenfeld

Pic of the day!

Video of the day!

2009-04-28T20:58:00.000+08:00

Before I start typing random nonsense, I would like you to take note of my blog title which reads 'Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia'. If you have never been to Wikipedia, it shares the same title without copyright whatsoever. This is used as a trick during school when the teacher is looking around. Minimize this window. Make sure it's a window, not a tab!! Tabs have the symbol thingy!!

-------------------now for the random nonsense-----------------------------------------

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-------------------NOW SERIOUSLY....---------------------------------------------------

Let's talk about Sickle Cell Anemia...This s very important. 1 out of 4 have this condition, 2 out of 4 have this trait. Worse, this disease can kill. Forget about cardiovascular diseases. Both make you die, but SCA make you die with swollen body parts super red eyes etc. I hope you get my point. Now, for the anti climatic part...this happens mostly to Africans only, but their human too, you need to care!
Some famous rapper (Prodigy - Mobb Deep) had it, and rapped about it. It kinda inspiring....Listen to it!

Only problem with the rap? Quote: "1974, Motherf***er" (it's in the song)

Kid: Hey mom! I just listened to a very inspiring rap, but whats a f***er?
Mom: ...
I would not be sure why a kid knows this song though....

But seriously, this is important ( the SCA part, not the 'stars' part), this is endangering the African population, and soon Lions and other African animals will take over the world!!! Ahhh!

On another topic... thinking of topic......

As a mini-celebration of my just passed birthday, I will list a bunch of facts that you might, or might not wanna know about me...

I have controlled IED (Intermittent Explosive Disorder). It only activates when insanely irritating people irritate me.
People who irritate me are those with only the words "Shhhh!" or "Shut Up" in their vocabulary. I call that Silent Irritation. I think its psychological, and I realised chatty people have it the most.
I honestly think that Altos and Basses are the best sections (personal opinion, dont insult me)
I started the 'Puma' brand trend in my class for fun to screw up the class T-Shirt. Mua HaHa
I actually prefer Billabong and Quiksilver Clothing, too bad they are too Ex. (Unless you're in Aust!)
My record for solving the Rubik's Cube was over a week. Pro eh?
I can reach Alto and Sop notes although I'm a Bass. ( Actually only Josh Ho, Justin Goh, Eugene Hsu and a few other people know it..)
I bet some of you out there does not know what gynecomastia, aglet, tittle means...
I can thrash you in making circles during D&T
Last fact, this blog was made because I am lazy, so posts will appear about once a week maybe?
[Bonus] I care for people with SCA. Once again, forget about cardiovascular nonsense.

As always, there will be the blah blah blahs of the day.

First, the Quote of the day:

'1974, Motherf***er' - Prodigy

[Bonus] I do not see why man should not be as cruel as nature - Adolf Hitler

Picture of the day:

[bonus!]

Video of the day:

[Bonus!]

2009-04-22T22:44:00.000+08:00

By now you should have noticed the new episode of Extreme Makeover: Blog Edition, if you haven't, go jump off a building!

Anyway, let's be what the emo people call it....'emo'.

Let's talk about life..

How are you this fine night, my good ol' chap? - Ok, too british!
Are you feeling happy today? Athanasius is very happy today! - Nvm, too Elmo....

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Okay, seriously, let's get serious....

Weirdly, I find life like WWE. Wanna know why? I have shown my results on a table I bought from Ikea, and since you can't see them, I'll just type it here...

We have different personalities, like WWE people have different gimmicks
We have various talents, although some will be similar, like the finishing moves found on WWE
We have different groups in society, like how WWE has Tag-Teams and Alliances
We have feuds, like WWE has feuds
We have people of different race, size blah blah blah, like WWE has yellow, white, black and multi-colour (not being racist here!)
We always have foreign objects that hurt us everyday, like WWE has Steel Chairs, Ladders blah blah blah!
etc. (lazy to type)

Does that sum it up? Fill in 7 and the rest yourself, I don't care what you write, just don't be a vulgar ****er!
(****= winn)

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Daily Power Series.....Yay!

Quote of the day:
Ich bin ein Berliner (I am a jelly donut) - John F. Kennedy

Picture of the day:

Video of the day:

This is it for today, beacause I actually have a life, ok nvm, I'm just really very eager to go to the toilet to make brownies.....Bye!

P.S. Thnks for 'forcing' me to revive my blog (kinda)

Freedom of Speech....I mean it...

2009-01-05T17:21:00.001+08:00

In my opinion some people dont get the meaning of freedom of speech. Ain't it obvious? It is the process of speaking freely, talking about what comes to your mind, like incorrectly spelt names beginning with the letter 'N' and you will always have the right to say it especially if you have a case to argue, in this case most of the World's population of 'n-names' with the correct and commonly known spelling.

A bad example of freedom of speech is the process of making yourself unknown, naming yourself 'Anonymus', and insulting other people's freedom of speech.Those people, most of them, are self-centered, and think they are right everytime....well? look at ur exam papers, there's bound to be a incorrect answer, whether you like it or not. These people are also not exactly the bravest people, after all, you dont have the guts to write your name to all, but instead write a 9 letter word beginning withe the letter 'A' known as 'anonymous'.

P.S. Anonymous, Nowell is not some french nonsense. It's known as simple english....I've checked Wikipedia

2008-11-30T00:46:00.000+08:00

Now to do a quiz found on Jun An's blog.

List 20 people.

1) Jonah Aw
2) Jun An
3) Daniel Lau
4) David Lee Jr.
5) Goh Justin
6) Elliot Chan
7) Jason Lin
8) John Tay
9) Lee Jiang
10) Eugene Hsu
11) Joshua Ho
12) Darren Gan
13) Keeve Tan
14) Jonathan Phua
15) Gerald Lim
16) Wang Kai
17) Cheng Kan
18) Yong Jie
19) Anmol Malik
20) Hamzah

1. How did you know 14? [Jonathan Phua]

MSHS and VS

2. What would you do if you never met 1? [Jonah]

I'll hv to hv another different good friend

3. What if 9 and 20 date each other? [Lee Jiang & Hamzah]

That would be damn disturbing

4. Will 6 and 17 date? [Elliot & Cheng Kan]

No, they hate each other to death, and i do not think they are gay...or r they?

5. Describe 3. [Daniel Lau]

Friendly
Hardworking
Nice

6. Is 8 attractive? [John]

To a despo maybe, but not to me. I'm straight

7. Describe 7. [ Jason]

Outgoing

8. Do you know any of 12's family members? [Darren Gan]

Yes.

9. What if 18 confess to you? [Yong Jie]

Huh? What do you mean?

10. What language does 15 speak? [Gerald]

Dont care. I hate him like shit and yes... i do hate shit as well

11. Who's going out with 9? [Lee Jiang]

I'm not sure.

12. How old is 16? [Wang Kai]

13 years old.

13. When did you last speak to 13? [Keeve]

B4 skool hols..

14. Who's 14's favourite singer? [Jonathan]

I'm not sure. He ok wif anything i guess..

15. Would you ever date 4? [David]

Never and i think i just vomited a little in my mouth

16. Is 2 attractive? [Jun An]

Yes, to someone else. But not me. lol

17. Is 19 single? [Anmol]

I'm not sure. Probably not.

18. What's 10's last name? [Eugene]

Didn't i write that down? 'Hsu'

19. School of 3? [Daniel Lau]

Victoria

20. Where does 6 live? [Elliot]

Dunno

21. What is the favourite thing of 5? [Justin]

The stuff in the school toilet bowl. It's a confirmed myth.....

22. When is 11's birthday? [Joshua]

4got lol

The delicate process of reviving a blog through careful electrical and technological surgery

2008-11-29T23:36:00.000+08:00

Guess What! I will be finally using my blog for the right reasons, but of course my lame jokes will stay like it should. Let's start of for 2day.....

29 Nov - It's a Saturday! The sky was raining with both water and bird shit. It was like trouble in Paradise....dont ask why.. Had to go for choir prac again, but this time, learned new songs - 'something' Nowell and Silent Night. BTW, its Noel, not NOWELL.(Stupid English) - Might as well named the Roswell incident THE ROSEL INCIDENT. (\_/)
(-.-")
(")(")OK. I know that was a random bullshit moment

Anyways, I also completed Chris Jericho's Road to Wrestlemania on my psp (SvR2009) as well as the Triple H one. Another random shit moment

Short post, but ...... What the hell! No One cares. ( I think) <<< This is not random Shit

2008-11-20T18:27:00.000+08:00

On Nov 20, 6:28pm. I , using my amazingness, brought this blog back to life after many seconds.

2008-08-20T19:52:00.000+08:00

Hey everyone!!!
I always say "Fred Fredburger" for random reasons as he is my fav. cartoon char. But really, who is he???
Here's a video about him...

Test

2008-08-06T17:02:00.000+08:00

Sry all for not postin for a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long time.

It's harder than it looks! Copy and paste to your own journal, erase my answers, and add your own. Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names and/or objects, but nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person you got this from has the same 1st initial. You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name question. And have fun with it!

4 LETTER WORD: Arch

BOY NAME: Alex

GIRL NAME: Alex (smart eh?)

OCCUPATION: Anesthesiologist

SOMETHING YOU WEAR:Academic Dressing

BEVERAGE: Apple Cider

FOOD: Amablu Blue Cheese

SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: A roll of toilet paper

A PLACE: Australia

REASON FOR BEING LATE: Ant (singular) tried to eat me alive

SOMETHING YOU SHOUT:Aaaahhhhhhhh!

Omg! That was "so difficult"!

Here's some facts i thought you would like to know...

2008-05-08T21:33:00.000+08:00

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm.....)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Cheese....

2008-05-07T17:22:00.000+08:00

I love cheese!

Should you hate it, you are so hell dead. (I dunno why and how though...)

Personality....

2008-05-01T20:33:00.000+08:00

I like taking personality quizzes and i would like to share 5 of my favourite results....

Which Heroes character are you? Sylar
How evil are you? Pure Evil
Which sesame street character are you? Elmo
Which weapon best suits your personality? AK 47
Which X-men are you? Pyro

Famous Arches...

2008-05-01T13:09:00.000+08:00

Check out these famous arches....

China

Japan

France

Singapore

HEROES (again)

2008-04-30T20:18:00.000+08:00

Watched heroes (season 1) for the [insert big no. here] time. Once again, I enjoyed Sylar's peaceful actions, causing 8 characters' death in a peaceful way.The 8 victims are...

Brian Davis - Telekinesis
Chandra Suresh - Powerless biology guy
Charlene "Charlie" Andrews - Total Recall
Dale Smither - Enhanced Hearing
Issac Mendez - Precognition
Jacqueline "Jackie" Wilcox - Some powerless dead cheerleader
Theodore "Ted" Sprauge - Radioactivity
Zane Taylor - Molecular Manipulation

In other news, while doing my chemistry homework, I found out about the existence of 7 new chemicals with super long names. They are...

Unq - Unnilquadium
Unp - Unnilpentium
Unh - Unnilhexium
Uns - Unnilseptium
Uno - Unniloctium
Une - Unnilennium
Unn - Unnilnovium

That's all folks!

2008-04-30T16:05:00.000+08:00

Just a short intro...

I watch heroes, and i admire how Sylar cuts peoples' head open and eats the brain...It's cool...

P.S. this is no fan club...It's just for fun, laughter, peace and joy (mostly
peace.With all the brain-eating action how can there be no peace?)